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*Joke* What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?

matt1 Avatar
9y, 7m agoPosted 9 years, 7 months ago
Nothing, she's already been told twice! :-D
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9y, 7m agoPosted 9 years, 7 months ago
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I've been told this one before - and find it in very bad taste.....
#2
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#3
http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/b/br/brokenarts/200984_sign_4_stop.jpg
#4
whats with all the pics?
#5
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/EUR/1155-1374~Sorry-Posters.jpg
#6
matt1
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/EUR/1155-1374~Sorry-Posters.jpg


how cute
#7
http://www.catfacts.org/cat-mouth-full.jpg
#8
http://www.bigpawsonly.com/dog-images/psycho-dog.jpg
#9
next?
#10
what do david beckham and an expensive watch have in common?

*lamest joke i can think of right now*
#11
^
dunno?
#12
they both come in a posh box
#13
rubbish :roll: ;-)
#14
i thought the idea was to tell bad jokes lol.
#15
Judging by the first joke, it needs to be in bad taste as well :thumbsup:
#16
boooo, I prefered the random pictures!!


http://www.asware.net/gallery/d/3769-2/cow.jpg
#17
http://www.caption-this.com/dog-tired.jpg

Will that do?
#18
http://cam.ucsd.edu/~mholst/personal/images_cats/tired.gif
#19
http://www.iggyandbella.com/coppermine/albums/userpics/10001/covert.jpg
#20
http://www.gagreport.com/images/boxer_dog.gif
#21
First joke is disgusting, domestic violence is NOT a joke
#22
What did the woman say when she walked into the lounge?

Who cares - why was she out of the kitchen?

:oops: :p
#23
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w308/esims84/trophy_buck.jpg
#24
BristolDeal
What did the woman say when she walked into the lounge?

Who cares - why was she out of the kitchen?

:oops: :p


Why have women got smaller feet?

So that they can stand closer to the sink!

My uncle says that one all of the time, but he finds it funny because its him that does all the washing up :giggle: and he swears that she brings the neighbours dishes for him to wash too!
#25
"two peanuts walking down the street...one was a-salted"
#26
Two packets of crisps going down the street. A tube of Pringles pulls up in a car and says "D'you want a lift?" "No thanks," they say, "we're walkers."

Two piles of vomit walking down the street. One points to the gutter and says "That's where I was brought up."
#27
I like the pringles one...silly senseless jokes always make me laugh lol

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