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After a long career of being blasted into a net, the human cannonball was tired. He told the circus owner he was going to retire. "But you can't!" protested the boss. "Where am I going to find anoth…
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8y, 11m agoPosted 8 years, 11 months ago
After a long career of being blasted into a net, the human cannonball was tired. He told the circus owner he was going to retire.
"But you can't!" protested the boss. "Where am I going to find another man of your caliber?"

A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer ............ and some of those peanuts."
The bartender says, "Sure, but why the big paws?"

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal turns to the other and asks, "This taste funny to you?"

Q: How many egomaniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. The egomaniac holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.

Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his shoulder and a giraffe walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
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8y, 11m agoPosted 8 years, 11 months ago
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#1
*groans* so bad they're funny :thumbsup:
#2
boo hiss boo!!! Get him off hisss ****incoming rotten tomato****
#3
http://www.clipartof.com/images/emoticons/xsmall2/1233_hand_clapping.gif
#4
Not as good as your normal ones i'm afraid!! http://www.forumsextreme.com/imgs1/sSa_cry4.gif

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