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suspended8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
I can see some of you are bored so i thought it would be fun to post some jokes
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suspended8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
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suspended#1
here is some yo mama jokes

yo mama so stupid she took donuts back to the shop because they had holes in them..
yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she had to move over..
#2
Booo get of the stage you suck.
#3
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
#4
1. Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
2. Yo Mama so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.
3. Yo Mama so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.
4. Yo Momma so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.
5. Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
6. Yo Mama so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
7. Yo Mama so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
8. Yo Mama so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.
9. Yo Mama so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.
10. Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
#5
brilliant
#6
redranger..u lie... u know they r pants!
#7
Yo mama is so fat when I tried to drive around her I ran out of petrol
#8
J.Dance
Yo mama is so fat when I tried to drive around her I ran out of petrol


That is because you had used all the petrol and was running on empty, it could have happened turning around a corner but it just had to happen when you swerved around an over weight woman, there is no joke there mr dance.
#9
odriscoll y u hating J Dance....!

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