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6y, 11m agoPosted 6 years, 11 months ago
Any one no any good jokes bored out of my head.
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6y, 11m agoPosted 6 years, 11 months ago
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#1
My 10 year old cousin told me these today:

What kind of phone does a cleaner have? - An IronPhone

(You may have to be a northener to understand this)

You know them after eights? They are mint them!
#2
A festive offering............................................

A woman goes to a tattoo parlour & asks for a tattoo of Santa & Merry Xmas on
her right thigh & a bottle of champagne with happy New Year on her left
thigh. As she was leaving, the tattoo artist asks why she wanted such
unusual tattoos. She says I am sick & tired of my husband complaining that
there is nothing good to eat between Christmas & New Year.
#3
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/4940/funnyletter.jpg
This
#4
jonb2412
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/4940/funnyletter.jpg
This


Ha ha! That made me chuckle! :-D
#5
:thumbsup:
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A festive offering............................................

A woman goes to a tattoo parlour & asks for a tattoo of Santa & Merry Xmas on
her right thigh & a bottle of champagne with happy New Year on her left
thigh. As she was leaving, the tattoo artist asks why she wanted such
unusual tattoos. She says I am sick & tired of my husband complaining that
there is nothing good to eat between Christmas & New Year.
#6
sickipedia.org :D if there is nothing on there to cheer you up then there is something seriously wrong with you :p


I'm Josef Fritzl and no windows was my idea.

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