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7y, 8m agoPosted 7 years, 8 months ago
think ive got that swine flu....
im comin out in rashers.

just been told ive won a holiday in mexico!

cannot go im oig sick

blonde runs out of petrol and phones her husband
ive run out of petrol but im really scared to fill up in case i catch swine flu.
the husband tuts and says u daft [email protected]
its in not mexico not texaco
cookjackie Avatar
7y, 8m agoPosted 7 years, 8 months ago

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Rang the NHS "Swine Flu Helpline" today - no help - all I got was crackling . . . .
quality peeps

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