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Jokes of the Day

latebloke Avatar
8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
Jokes of the day
> Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast,
> they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
> A boy asks his granny, "Have you seen my pills, they were labelled
> LSD?"
> Granny replies, "Damn the pills, have you seen the purple dragons
> in the kitchen?!"
> Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly
> agrees.
> Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks,"Dad, what's love juice?"
> Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex.
> Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement.
> Dad says, "So what were you watchin'?"
> Billy says, "Wimbledon."
> A woman standing nude in front of a mirror, says to her husband,"I look
> horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment."
> He replies, "Your eyesight is perfect."
> Wife gets naked & asks hubby,"What turns you on more, my pretty face or
> my sexy body?"
> Hubby looks her up & down and replies,"Your sense of humour!"
> An elderly couple was attending Mass.
> About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband,
> 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?
> He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'

Sorry if these have been posted before
latebloke Avatar
8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago

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lmao...... very good!:thumbsup:
Last and second were kind of rubbish.
Rest were beyond funny :w00t:
Needed this - thanks
:thumbsup::w00t:Very funny
brilliant :-D
:giggle: nice
Good stuff
:giggle: :lol:

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