What a prat!
Ugly bint - "So I knew you were innocent all along"
Fit bint - "Yeah, thanks for getting me off"
Ugly bint - "Let's meet up and kiss"
Fit bint - "No way - you're an ugly bint with whispery hair"
Ugly bint - "I can wear a bag?"
Fit bint - "Go away you freak - and thanks again!"
(the above conversation is what may have taken place - no evidence to confirm or deny)