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Just been sent some jokes! You decide!

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8y, 4m agoPosted 8 years, 4 months ago
Should children witness childbirth?

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a torch high over her mummy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she as asked.

Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.

Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place... smack his bottom again!'
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8y, 4m agoPosted 8 years, 4 months ago
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#1
An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, an obese older woman in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.

The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.

The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son 'Go get your mother.'
#2
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in The North Sea
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Our DIPSTICKS
Are located in Westminster !!!

Any Questions ???
NO? I didn't think so!!
banned#3
2nd one funny as ermmmmm, well just funny
#4
sassie
2nd one funny as ermmmmm, well just funny


Thanks Sassie & Congrats on hitting 13K

:thumbsup:
#5
I liked the first one the best.
banned#6
First one is brilliant :giggle:
#7
2nd one was funniest
#8
2nd one for me !
#9
1st one was greatt 1

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