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8y, 1w agoPosted 8 years, 1 week ago
So I just got back from training, and some girls comes up to me smoking on road saying...

Girl : "hey can you do me a favour and get me some fags"
me: " aint you 16 brah"
Girl : " "yeah I am ....(I cut her off)
Me "well get them yourself then"
girl " I cant because..... *I walk off* (she carries on talking)

but the walk was a sick walk, like from a movie when the hero kills the baddie and walks off into the darkness
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8y, 1w agoPosted 8 years, 1 week ago
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#1
hahaha next week it will be white lightning she wants then crack!!! you saved her!!!
#2
lol she was trying to tell u that its now 18 to get cigarettes and we all know why u cudnt get em harvie....she was older than u
#3
you called a girl brah?
#4
damn you're suave
#5
She wasn't your type?
#6
it would have been a date if she asked for quavers??
#7
That's worse than wanting a Panasonic TV!!
#8
whats a brah?
#9
it means brother i think, but you say wassup brah?
#10
markhodges1975
whats a brah?


brah = bro

dont know why bg says "brah" when talking to a girl...maybe he just gets nervous when actually talking to real ppl :?
#11
i saw dog saying it first
#12
markhodges1975
whats a brah?


gangsta speak for bro:whistling:
#13
http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/MMPH/12678.jpg
#14
me smoking on road
and
the walk was a sick walk


Gosh that's some serious multi-tasking - smoking and doing a sick walk.
Got any pics?
[mod] 1 Like #15
I think you misinterpreted what she was asking for.........she didn't want cigarettes. She took a look at you and wanted you to hook her up with some Gay buddies for some fashion chat. :roll:
#16
markhodges1975
whats a brah?


something a woman puts her norks in :thumbsup:
#17
me: " aint you 16 brah"
Girl : " "yeah I am ....(I cut her off)
Me "well get them yourself then"


dude you do know you need to be 18 to buy "fags" as you call them these days lol
#18
foxymissroxy
something a woman puts her norks in :thumbsup:


Norks ?????? Never heard that one before
#19
thesaint
http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/MMPH/12678.jpg

i lol'd
Abvance
She wasn't your type?

well she was breathing so yeah (she over 16 b4 h4ters come)
snowtiger
That's worse than wanting a Panasonic TV!!

lol
chesso
and

Gosh that's some serious multi-tasking - smoking and doing a sick walk.
Got any pics?

lol que chesso for h4te^^
Syzable
I think you misinterpreted what she was asking for.........she didn't want cigarettes. She took a look at you and wanted you to hook her up with some Gay buddies for some fashion chat. :roll:

yeah mabye she did call me simon after all












lol wut?
scotland88
dude you do know you need to be 18 to buy "fags" as you call them these days lol

what did i used to call them before these days?




lol wut?
#20
black gerbil1
i lol'd

well she was breathing so yeah (she over 16 b4 h4ters come)

lol

lol que chesso for h4te^^

yeah mabye she did call me simon after all












lol wut?

what did i used to call them before these days?




lol wut?


haha you go me their man!! i liked it!
[mod]#21
black gerbil1;3578325


yeah mabye she did call me simon after all


For someone that promotes himself as the funniest man on HUKD.........that must be the weakest retort i've ever seen. lol :-D
#22
Syzable
For someone that promotes himself as the funniest man on HUKD.........that must be the weakest retort i've ever seen. lol :-D

lol I am brah, oh yeah in b4 200 replies.
#23
so can u buy me some fags or what?
#24
serious question-
do you get anything for having the most posts per thread?
I cant find any info on it but does it increase your points or increase the red dots under your name?

Note; not trolling, jus askin
#25
skusey
serious question-
do you get anything for having the most posts per thread?
I cant find any info on it but does it increase your points or increase the red dots under your name?

Note; not trolling, jus askin


nah just proves that I am the biggest/most known member on the site, i also try to quote as much people as i can so they can say that "I interacted with bg1" hes like the biggest member on the site, hes a don
#26
2 words " I lol'd"

Edit:damn its alan on lynds sign in
#27
your a hole?
[mod]#28
thesaint
http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/MMPH/12678.jpg


Pop your finger across the hair and it looks like David Beckham. Not that that has anything to do with anything.
#29
black gerbil1
nah just proves that I am the biggest/most known member on the site, i also try to quote as much people as i can so they can say that "I interacted with bg1" hes like the biggest member on the site, hes a don



[CENTER]http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/3181/paytostoppostingny4.jpg[/CENTER]


:thumbsup:
[mod]#30
black gerbil1
nah just proves that I am the biggest/most known member on the site, i also try to quote as much people as i can so they can say that "I interacted with bg1" hes like the biggest member on the site, hes a don


key.....
#31
lol just here to push thread to 200 posts
#32
magicjay1986
key.....


i see what u did there

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0w2wHUx8Q7w&feature=related
#33
I had to do Alpha whilst I was in prison;

http://uk.alpha.org/
#34
jst here for the 200 posts! silently watching observing and admiring
banned#35
So she wanted a fag - and chose you!

Bit of irony there! Didn't she realise you're only 16 though?
#36
RedIron
I had to do Alpha whilst I was in prison;

http://uk.alpha.org/


o yer what was tht like?
#37
fox2020
[CENTER]http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/3181/paytostoppostingny4.jpg[/CENTER]


:thumbsup:


i'll contribute :-D
[mod]#38
I do actually live in a street called Alpha Street. If I find out BG is my neighbour...im all over his unsecured wireless connection.
#39
Cluffy321;3578532
o yer what was tht like?


Alpha was an experience to put it nicely, quite possibly the oddest thing i've ever had to do

Prison was good generally, tiring but good
#40
can we do a charity fundraiser where we all pay to have BG1 not post for a certain amount of time?

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