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Just had a heart attack !!!!

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8y, 9m agoPosted 8 years, 9 months ago
Blimey o'Riley. I'm sitting here, minding my own business, rest of the house asleep upstairs. The wind is blowing like the clappers outside and it somehow managed to lift the letterbox and made it clatter! God almighty, my heart is pounding.
I'm sitting in the hallway, computer is under the stairs.
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8y, 9m agoPosted 8 years, 9 months ago
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#1
Keep a rolling pin with you. It's possibly JDeal.
banned#2
t0mm
Keep a rolling pin with you. It's possibly JDeal.


It's not me, I'm still trying to get out of mine.
#3
It's just a panic attack associated with your inadequate understanding of Battlestar Gallactica. Obviously, you're going to feel really moronic if it's actually an heart attack , so fingers crossed.

( memo to Admin: shouldn't we have a fingers crossed smilie?)
#4
It is really wild out there, there are parts of the corner shop blowing into my garden. And by corner shop I don't mean little signs, I mean apart of the roof! I'm not stepping outside tomorrow if its still like that, don't want to be hit with a bloody roof slate
banned#5
chesso
It's just a panic attack associated with your inadequate understanding of Battlestar Gallactica. Obviously, you;re going to feel really moronic if itse actually an heart attack , so fingers crossed.

( memo to Admin: shouldn't we have a fingers crossed smilie?)


How about a fingers crossed simile?

We shall cross our fingers, like two embraced vines.
#6
Know how you feel re. letterbox lol. It's like a bloody hurricane out there. The wind is so loud, howling and whistling and everytime it lifts the letterbox it slams down because it's on such a tight spring. Keeps ******** the life out of me lol. Are you in the SW too or is this wind all over?
#7
Someone come fly a kite with me?
#8
chesso
It's just a panic attack associated with your inadequate understanding of Battlestar Gallactica. Obviously, you're going to feel really moronic if it's actually an heart attack , so fingers crossed.


I think I'd feel really ill and in pain if it was actually a heart attack, wouldn't care if I looked like a moron or not!! Chest is still thumping a bit. I was really brave though - I got up and opened the door to see if there was anyone outside (don't know what I would have done if there was, mind you). Thankfully the porch door was locked and there was no-one hiding in the porch! So I sat down, and it did it again but with two flaps of the box!! I nearly shot through the roof. :w00t:
#9
i have just taped cat flap down - woke o/h up i hate it when its windy - first earthquake now gales im waiting for a plague of bloody locusts!!!

tape letterbox down - fun in the morning when postman comes!!
#10
holly100
i have just taped cat flap down - woke o/h up i hate it when its windy - first earthquake now gales im waiting for a plague of bloody locusts!!!

tape letterbox down - fun in the morning when postman comes!!


I'm still sat here waiting for the aftershocks.
#11
wpunter
Know how you feel re. letterbox lol. It's like a bloody hurricane out there. The wind is so loud, howling and whistling and everytime it lifts the letterbox it slams down because it's on such a tight spring. Keeps ******** the life out of me lol. Are you in the SW too or is this wind all over?


I'm in the SE. Scary isn't it. I would go out and sellotape it down but I'm too scared to open the very front door in case there really is someone out there!!! :oops:
#12
holly100
i have just taped cat flap down - woke o/h up i hate it when its windy - first earthquake now gales im waiting for a plague of bloody locusts!!!

tape letterbox down - fun in the morning when postman comes!!


Yeh, we haven't had a good biblical plague in ages.
#13
were here - im in bucks and its howling!! go and tape it up then come back and tell us its done go on -
#14
we had all those horrible flying ants

but thats a summer thing -so i think itll be alien ladybirds
#15
t0mm
I'm still sat here waiting for the aftershocks.


LOL :lol::lol::lol:
#16
Im central/midlands. we have it here too. I blame the Earthquake. It sent us wind instead of aftershocks, luckily i'm too young to gamble.
#17
holly100;1653259
were here - im in bucks and its howling!! go and tape it up then come back and tell us its done go on -

Right, that's it done. :thumbsup:

I[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="2"] wonder if they can see me through the computer screen and they know I'm lying!! I won't tell them[/SIZE][/FONT].
#18
JDeal
How about a fingers crossed simile?

We shall cross our fingers, like two embraced vines.


Yes, but without bunches of grapes - because that would look awful.
Or we could go to the opposite extreme:
http://www.hotukdeals.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1646924&postcount=122
banned#19
chesso
Yes, but without bunches of grapes - because that would look awful.
Or we could go to the opposite extreme:
http://www.hotukdeals.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1646924&postcount=122


It was going to be snakes! I just decided I didn't want to start another creationism debate.

Why no grapes though!? Some of us suffer from bubble-finger!
#20
Keeps Happening To Me My Door Keeps Knocking Lol Thought It Was Royal Mail (am I Dreaming Lol):)
#21
What on earth are you guys on about?
I'm in Cormwall on the Atlantic Coast. Your devastating hurricane is my ordinary day.


Cymru am Byth
#22
JDeal
It was going to be snakes! I just decided I didn't want to start another creationism debate.

Why no grapes though!? Some of us suffer from bubble-finger!


Eeeew!! I have no idea what bubble-finger is, but is sounds absolutely disgusting!!! Go wash your hands.

Talking of snakes did anyone watch Life in Cold Blood the other evening - yesterday or the day before? It was absolutely amazing, seeing snakes procreate. And did you know some lay eggs, others give birth to their babies - one anaconda (I think) gave birth to 15 babies and apparently that was quite a modest amount. They can have up to 40 in one go!! Ouch :w00t:
#23
chesso
Cymru am Byth



What does that mean then? Cymru is 'Wales' isn't it?
banned#24
shibi din
Eeeew!! I have no idea what bubble-finger is, but is sounds absolutely disgusting!!! Go wash your hands.

Talking of snakes did anyone watch Life in Cold Blood the other evening - yesterday or the day before? It was absolutely amazing, seeing snakes procreate. And did you know some lay eggs, others give birth to their babies - one anaconda (I think) gave birth to 15 babies and apparently that was quite a modest amount. They can have up to 40 in one go!! Ouch :w00t:


I used to be a keeper, we had one large boa that gave birth to about 39 live young.
#25
JDeal
It was going to be snakes! I just decided I didn't want to start another creationism debate.

Why no grapes though!? Some of us suffer from bubble-finger!

It's important that we share our physio- short-comings. Let us know if you can think of a way in which we can aleviate your problems. If you need a grape-provider it might be possible to arrange a carer between two of you.
#26
JDeal
I used to be a keeper, we had one large boa that gave birth to about 39 live young.


When you say were a keeper - do you mean you worked in a zoo, or you were a private owner of snakes?? I bet your neighbours loved you. :w00t:
#27
I'm going to be rude here - JD, MSN!
#28
Is that a heart attact? ive had 2 then in the past year thought it was just somthing wrong with me.
#29
shibi din
What does that mean then? Cymru is 'Wales' isn't it?


yes!:thumbsup:
1 Like #30
t0mm
I'm going to be rude here - JD, MSN!

so what's new???
#31
chesso
yes!:thumbsup:


What does the rest of it mean? the 'am Byth' bit?
#32
chesso
so what's new???


I used caps locks.
banned#33
shibi din
When you say were a keeper - do you mean you worked in a zoo, or you were a private owner of snakes?? I bet your neighbours loved you. :w00t:


Rescue :thumbsup:
#34
chesso
so what's new???


He remembered to warn us first this time. ;-)
#35
shibi din
What does the rest of it mean? the 'am Byth' bit?

[COLOR="Red"]for ever[/COLOR]
t0mm
I used caps locks.

very good and don't forget to log off when you've fininshed
nightswimmer
He remembered to warn us first this time. ;-)

just love you , especially after my rescue. xxx
#36
chesso
[COLOR="Red"]for ever[/COLOR]

very good and don't forgte to log off when you've fininshed

just love you , espcially after my rescue. xxx


I wont! As long as you don't forget to proof read!

That is all.

Goodnight from me.
#37
t0mm
I wont! As long as you don't forget to proof read!

That is all.

Goodnight from me.

night
#38
t0mm
I wont! As long as you don't forget to proof read!


*Cough* :whistling:
#39
wpunter
Know how you feel re. letterbox lol. It's like a bloody hurricane out there. The wind is so loud, howling and whistling and everytime it lifts the letterbox it slams down because it's on such a tight spring. Keeps ******** the life out of me lol. Are you in the SW too or is this wind all over?


the doors opened on their own accord all night, had left one window in whole flat a little open ...

as to the kite flying, i have one but don't fancy ending up in marypoppinland.
#40
nightswimmer
*Cough* :whistling:


Mine's still in the correct order!

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