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Just how horrid can a 5 year old be

sassie Avatar
banned8y, 9m agoPosted 8 years, 9 months ago
was just making a cuppa and my little horror wanted a biscuit, so removed the stool from its place to reach them and i go to sit on the stool that is no longer there and when down like a ton of bricks, scraped all my arm and hurt my butt and all he can do is laugh, when i said that i was hurt i went to get his sister, he is now in bed and he keeps tittering, how flippin concerned is he :-(
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banned8y, 9m agoPosted 8 years, 9 months ago
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#1
awww no
#2
He he he, wish I'd seen that!.............Oops, sorry that must have been awful, are you ok? :whistling:

Seems a 45 year old can be as horrid as a 5 year old then!!! :roll:
banned 1 Like #3
i just couldnt believe he laughed, hes usually a little less horrid than that, and even when his face turned to concerned he still had a smirk about him, and then to hear him giggling in bed, i just dont know where i went wrong:oops:
#4
Lol :)
#5
Just be happy that you only going to sore for a few days, theres plenty of people worst off in the world... So my philosophy is to always smile :)

People getting hurt is funny when your 5 years old :P
#6
They say that children are a reflection of their parents:whistling::p:-D
banned#7
droitwichdosser
Just be happy that you only going to sore for a few days, theres plenty of people worst off in the world... So my philosophy is to always smile :)

People getting hurt is funny when your 5 years old :P


not when its there bleedin mother - lol
banned#8
Predikuesi
They say that children are a reflection of their parents:whistling::p:-D


yeah his fathers sick too :p
#9
sassie;1664631
yeah his fathers sick too :p


LOL
banned#10
Predikuesi
LOL


was waiting for the "yeah he must have been" lmao
#11
sassie;1664643
was waiting for the "yeah he must have been" lmao

I'm not that predictable :roll:
#12
My six year old son told my wife on Mothers day, that he wished he was dead, when she told him he spent too much time in the xBox.

Kids don't you love them. :)
banned#13
stora
My son told my wife on Mothers day that he wished he was dead, when she told him he spent too much time in the xBox.

Kids don't you love them. :)


awwwwwwwwww no

mine told me he hadnt brought me a present this year, when i asked him why, he said cause daddy only took him to buy one for the new Mrs:oops:
#14
Sassie, it may seem neverending now but your children grow up in the blink of an eye. They are the happiest years of your life. Next time the little horror gets hurt, laugh at him and see how he likes it!
I hope your bruises fade soon. :roll:
#15
You weigh a ton of bricks?
#16
That could of been £250 off You've Been framed if you had got it on camera.
banned#17
you horrid lot, your worse than him:p
#18
sassie
awwwwwwwwww no

mine told me he hadnt brought me a present this year, when i asked him why, he said cause daddy only took him to buy one for the new Mrs:oops:


That's cruel.
#19
what about some pictures of the damage caused so we can see the pain inflicted by this 5year old???
banned#20
stora
That's cruel.


on who, it makes me glad im single - lol
#21
Tubal ligation

:)
banned#22
Mo786
Tubal ligation

:)


your about 15 years to late with your words of wisdom
#23
sore ass sassie
awwwwwwwwww no

mine told me he hadnt brought me a present this year, when i asked him why, he said cause daddy only took him to buy one for the new Mrs:oops:


Thats not your lads fault though its his incosiderate dads!
banned#24
harlzter
Thats not your lads fault though its his incosiderate dads!


ive always had a cheap box of choccies every year, he must have just remembered how much he dislikes me again - lol the ex i mean, although my son is now showing the signs - lmao
#25
sassie
i just couldnt believe he laughed, hes usually a little less horrid than that, and even when his face turned to concerned he still had a smirk about him, and then to hear him giggling in bed, i just dont know where i went wrong:oops:


I think that's called 'growing up'!
Wait til he's neary eleven and has the beginnings of puberty coasting through his veins!!!:thinking:
#26
dcx_badass
Next you'll tell me this isn't funny:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=b_alVOOQ6cM

nothing a mothers spit wouldn't fix. :)
#27
My eldest daughter asked me if Dinosaurs were around when I was younger, and did I live in black and white...quite seriously too....she makes me laugh....she head butted me once (accidentally and backwards), gave me the best black eye I have ever had, and nearly wet herself laughing.
#28
odriscoll
You weigh a ton of bricks?


Just what I was thinking lol
You would have laughed if you saw it on You've Been Framed sass.
Just some butter on your bum.......butter bum :o
banned#29
donnydude
Just what I was thinking lol
You would have laughed if you saw it on You've Been Framed sass.
Just some butter on your bum.......butter bum :o


ahem, behave youself, you'll have tony on here in a minute:w00t:
#30
I'm sure Tony will agree that butter is the best cure for all bruises + it would make a lovely snack
banned#31
donnydude
I'm sure Tony will agree that butter is the best cure for all bruises + it would make a lovely snack


snack, ya joking aint ya, it would be more like a 7 course meal :oops:
#32
Ban the biscuits for a week!!! that might teach him while pranks are ok sometimes, he should be careful that others dont get hurt in the process.

ah just re read post and he didnt move the stool...ah well you might have found it funny if it was someone else :)
banned#33
bellabonkers
Ban the biscuits for a week!!! that might teach him while pranks are ok sometimes, he should be careful that others dont get hurt in the process.


it wasnt a prank, i just didnt see him move the stool and ent to sit on it
#34
Looking forward to hearing Tony's views on the thread and the 7 course meal...........
banned#35
I have a five year old who is a angel but I have a wife who's a devil.my son has his own little table and chair to have his dinner on.On monday he wanted ice cream for his dessert at dinner time so I gave him one of these frozen mousses you buy in asda,he had been winding his mummy up by calling her jenny instead of mummy.My lad stood up and started drinking his mousse as it had melted then he sat down but my dear wife had moved his seat and wallop on the floor mousse all over his face.He did not cry and a few of us were laughing a little he told me to hold mummy climb on the sofa and wiped his face all over hers:w00t:.she told him on sunday that when you sleep at night and leave your mouth open spiders crawl in,it took me until 2am to get him to sleep:x,he now wants me to catch a spider and scare mummy with it.
1 Like #36
well i would have laughed at that too. it really wasnt a malicious act was it. Not like when my fiancees 5year old hit her in the stomach when she was pregnant, and more than once i hasten to add. That boy got one hell of a talking too, and thats the kind of thing to maybe get upset over, but because he laughed when you fell? watching people fall is funny a lot of the time, and i bet almost everyone has laughed at someone falling.
banned#37
shanecr
well i would have laughed at that too. it really wasnt a malicious act was it. Not like when my fiancees 5year old hit her in the stomach when she was pregnant, and more than once i hasten to add. That boy got one hell of a talking too, and thats the kind of thing to maybe get upset over, but because he laughed when you fell? watching people fall is funny a lot of the time, and i bet almost everyone has laughed at someone falling.


oh heavens no, he is not a nasty or malicious little guy, i posted this thread in humour although maybe i can see it doesnt look like i have but i have honest:oops:
#38
podd2000
she told him on sunday that when you sleep at night and leave your mouth open spiders crawl in,it took me until 2am to get him to sleep:x,


But they do, they really do!!!! :w00t:
#39
sassie
oh heavens no, he is not a nasty or malicious little guy, i posted this thread in humour although maybe i can see it doesnt look like i have but i have honest:oops:


oh, i just read the title and the first post. thought you actually thought he was really being horrid.
banned#40
shanecr
oh, i just read the title and the first post. thought you actually thought he was really being horrid.


oooops my fault i thought people knew me well enough to know, i forget they dont, sorry :oops:

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