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I just swallowed a mini Intenso USB stick...8GB.

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4y, 4m agoPosted 4 years, 4 months ago
Same as this one, doesn't taste like chicken either. http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0037227VI/ And yes, I'm seeking medical advice.

Bring on the idiot comments and relevant haters :)

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4y, 4m agoPosted 4 years, 4 months ago
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banned 15 Likes
You'll probably get a virus mate.
8 Likes
Just let nature take its course

http://craziestgadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/ipood-500x382.jpg
banned 6 Likes
Typical Apple fanboy.

Can't tell the difference between internal and external memory. (_;)

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2 Likes #1
I tried to think on a witty comment,

all I have, is now you have memory upgrade, and lets hope you dont have to RAM it out?
#2
Why couldn't you eat a 1gb one? It would have tasted the same and you'd still have you 8gb one.
banned 15 Likes #3
You'll probably get a virus mate.
#4
dga
Today I have learned that my gag reflexes are rather poor, not sure that's a good thing really :|

you cant use the standard, item in an awkward place....i sat on it by accident
#5
whatsThePoint
that will make a change when it comes out, i hear you normally take plastic objects from the other direction

oO Hello Jack! Long time no see :D
#6
mceverready
You'll probably get a virus mate.

See that's what I was going for but, all that come to me was the crap in post #2
2 Likes #7
This is going to be a very memorable event..
4 Likes #8
did you take nibbles first , or big bytes ?
prepare to take a huge dump later
1 Like #9
Probably safer than a hard drive.
#10
Unusual
Snack
Break

also how did you mange it?

Edited By: shosie on May 21, 2012 19:40
#11
First and last time you will put a dongle in your mouth.
#12
hotmik
First and last time you will put a dongle in your mouth.

First? Last? ;)
1 Like #13
This would be a good suggestion for the next time the Gadget show tests USB sticks.
1 Like #14
Lets see how the usb stick comes out your docking station. And i want pictures!
8 Likes #15
Just let nature take its course

http://craziestgadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/ipood-500x382.jpg
#16
Are you going to extract it and try to reuse it when it reappears?
#17
Probably lots of other things with a higher nutritional content. But who am I to criticize your diet
1 Like #18
Did you have fish with your chips?
#19
Anybody asked how you managed to swallow it yet? If not how did you swallow it?

Edited By: maccy1 on May 21, 2012 20:08
#20
mikefellows
Did you have fish with your chips?

Thats the answer. :{
Swallow some cod liver oil.
4 Likes #21
dga
reddit
This would be a good suggestion for the next time the Gadget show tests USB sticks.
I've got waterproof stainless sheet USB sticks...now that one might still work.

So how much would someone pay me to go all in. I'll swallow another two and we can have bets on which one exits first and survives! X)

BTW there's a HUKD member that works in the hospital I'm just about to leave for if validation is needed.


How are you getting to Hospital on the Usb bus ?


Edited By: dontasciime on May 21, 2012 20:31: wrong quote
#22
did the instructions not say for external use only?
#23
dga
maccy1
Anybody asked how you managed to swallow it yet? If not how did you swallow it?
Crutches = No free hands

So you were removing with your teeth?


Toasty
1 Like #24
This song will give you some hints what to do next X)
#25
Today a USB stick, tomorrow a bicycle.

It's the start Pica and you won't be able to stop. :(
1 Like #26
dga
Crutches = No free hands

dga is your nickname lucky?
1 Like #27
dga I am disappoint.

Pics or GTFO (_;)
#28
dga
mikefellows
Did you have fish with your chips?
IC what you did there ;)

Good. And it was just the one yea? Not a whole portion...?
2 Likes #29
I only put USB port inside myself:

http://popsop.ru/wp-content/uploads/usb_wine_01.jpg
#30
http://images.wikia.com/villains/images/b/be/Jaws.jpeg

Will the real DGA please show himself X)
#31
dga
Today I have learned that my gag reflexes are rather poor, not sure that's a good thing really :|

sounds good to me
banned 1 Like #32
****Here would have been a very funny comment****

However Im sober and so thats all ive got
banned 6 Likes #33
Typical Apple fanboy.

Can't tell the difference between internal and external memory. (_;)
#34
I remember WIHAD said she used to do extractions in an earlier life
Shes a helper now and you clearly need help. X)
banned 3 Likes #35
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#36
I have seen on the vet programmes that when dogs swallow things they always seem to get them out.

So if the doctors are no good maybe visit a vet. X)
Have given you lots of suggestions but no likes :(
1 Like #37
I know its a bit late now but if you swallow any more at least make sure that they have some useful programs on them. Might as well make sure its useful
banned#38
I swallowed a marble once and my mum had to chop my poo up till I had poop it out,

True Story just saying
2 Likes #39
did you mistake it for a 3.5" floppy when you put it in your mouth? how many times do you need telling thats not how hard discs are made!
1 Like #40
churchill
I swallowed a marble once and my mum had to chop my poo up till I had poop it out,

True Story just saying
Got any pictures churchy?

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