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Just when you thought the Yanks could not get any dumber

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5y, 10m agoPosted 5 years, 10 months ago
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2 Likes #1
http://i676.photobucket.com/albums/vv128/Eejit01/Matrix/stupidity2.jpg
3 Likes #2
i'd believe her if she'd gone to a 4d theatre
1 Like #3
i'm going to sue james cameron. i'm 12 foot tall & my skins gone blue.
banned 1 Like #4
''Just when you thought the Yanks could not get any dumber''

i have never thought that, ever.
#5
Probably the seat user before her.

Love the way the husband backs it up too.
#6
Bunch of girls going to see a 3d porno, HUKD's fappers at the ready.
#7
greg_68
Probably the seat user before her.

Love the way the husband backs it up too.

porn cinema....imagine cleaning at the end of those screenings
#8
oO

WOW, JUST.... WOW
3 Likes #9
fake

some people fall for anything ha
1 Like #10
magicbeans
i'd believe her if she'd gone to a 4d theatre

it would be bad enough having a 6 foot pecker popping out the screen at you, but then getting soaked at the money shot oO
#11
she has given us a master class in bull **** and he has given us a master class is stupidity X)
#12
magicbeans
greg_68
Probably the seat user before her.

Love the way the husband backs it up too.
porn cinema....imagine cleaning at the end of those screenings

i wana know if they sell popcorn or kleenex X)

Edited By: Rupz on Jun 13, 2011 14:08
#13
she was obviously sitting in the back seat in the dark and dreaming her husband was being nice to her, alas the porter came away with a big smile.

Edited By: Joey Bloggsy on Jun 13, 2011 14:13
#14
I'm scared of watching normal TV now, it's not 3d but I don't want to risk it.
#15
Joey Bloggsy
she was obviously sitting in the back seat in the dark and thinking her husband was being nice to her, alas the porter came away with a big smile.


no. husband was in iraq! se was just there with her girlfriends (AKA a black male friend of her husband!)
#16
Dehumanization
I'm scared of watching normal TV now, it's not 3d but I don't want to risk it.

Wear a full body size bin bag!! Better to be safe than sorry! oO

Edited By: shibi din on Jun 13, 2011 14:14
#17
quidditys_shore
Joey Bloggsy
she was obviously sitting in the back seat in the dark and thinking her husband was being nice to her, alas the porter came away with a big smile.


no. husband was in iraq! se was just there with her girlfriends (AKA a black male friend of her husband!)


soz I meant 'dreaming' ( amended ) :)

Edited By: Joey Bloggsy on Jun 13, 2011 14:18
#18
Wear a full body size bin bag!! Better to be safe than sorry!


Oooh never thought of that, thanks :)!
#19
quidditys_shore
Joey Bloggsy
she was obviously sitting in the back seat in the dark and thinking her husband was being nice to her, alas the porter came away with a big smile.

no. husband was in iraq! se was just there with her girlfriends (AKA a black male friend of her husband!)

i believe her..... she looks like she wouldnt lie. if anything its a miracle! lol

silly cow, and her hubby too. I bet her hubby is the kind of guy who wouldnt believer she was having an affair if he caught her doing it with his own eyes. She would say something like " our clothes spontaneously combusted and he fell on me so i opened my mouth to shout "ahhhh" but ....." well you know the rest lol...


Only place in the world where reverse evolution is occuring :D
#20
epic!
#21
Reminds me of Me, Myself and Irene.
suspended#22
"I see no reason not to believe her as these 3D films are very lifelike"

You absolute dumbass, was lifelike alrite. She was bounching on another mans sausage while you risked your life!
#25
more evidence

A DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of 'why' our country is
in trouble!


1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!)

2. I got a call from a candidate's staffer, who wanted to go to
Capetown.I started to explain the length of the flight and thepassport
information, and then she interrupted me with, ''I'm not trying to make youlookstupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts .''
Without trying to makeher look stupid, I calmly explained, '' CapeCod is in Massachusetts , Capetown is in Africa''
Her response -click.


3. A senior Vermont Congressman called, furious about a Florida
package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expectingan ocean-view room. I tried to explain that's not possible, since Orlando is in the middleof the state.
He replied, 'don't lie to me, I looked on the map and Florida is a
very thin state!'' (OMG)


4. I got a call from a lawmaker's wife who asked, ''Is it possible to
see England from Canada ?'' I said,''No.'' She said, ''But they look so close on the map.'' (OMG, again!)


5. An aide for a cabinet member once called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas .
When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had only a 1-hour
lay over in Dallas .
When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, ''I heard
Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to drive between gates to save time.'' (Aghhhh)


6. An Illinois Congresswoman called last week. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroitleft at 8:30 a.m., and got to Chicago at 8:33 a.m.
I explained that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois , but she couldn't understand the concept of time zones..
Finally, I told her the plane went really fast, and she bought that.


7. A New York lawmaker called and asked, ''Do airlines put your
physical description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to whom?'' I said, 'No,why do you ask?'
She replied, ''Well,when I checked in with the airline, they put a
tag on my luggage that said (FAT), and I'm overweight. I think that's very rude!''
After putting her on hold for a minute, while I looked into it. (I was dying laughing). I came back and explained the city code for Fresno , CA is (FAT -Fresno Air Terminal), and the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage.


8. A Senator's aide called to inquire about a trip package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, ''Would it be cheaper to fly to California , and then take the train to Hawaii?''


9. I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman who asked, ''How do I know which plane to get on?''
I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, ''I was told my flightnumber is 823, but none of these planes have numbers on them.''

10. A lady Senator called and said, ''I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola ,
Florida . . . do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?''
I asked if she meant fly to Pensacola , FL on a commuter plane.
She said, ''Yeah, whatever, smarty!''


11. A senior Senator called and had a question about the documents she needed in order to fly to China . After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded her that she needed a visa. 'Oh, no I don't. I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those.'' I double checked and sure enough, her stay required a visa.
When I told her this she said, ''Look, I've been to China four times, and every time they have accepted my American Express!''


12. A New MexicoCongress woman called to make reservations, ''I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New York .'' I was at a loss for words. Finally, I said, ''Are you sure that's the name of the town?'''
'Yes, what flights do you have?'' replied the lady. After some
searching, I came back with, ''I'm sorry, ma'am,
I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a
rhino anywhere.'
''The lady retorted, ''Oh, don't be silly! Everyone knowswhere it is.
Check your map!'' So I scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered,''You don't mean Buffalo , do you?''
The reply? ''Whatever! I knew it was a big animal.''
banned#26
That's fake, this is the real one:

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/8282/stupidity2a.jpg
#27
^ lol @ leroy..

this has got to be a joke, surely.
#28
boabbyrab
more evidence

'

Fake.
http://www.snopes.com/travel/trap/congress.asp
Is the OP a yank?

Edited By: Goonieman on Jun 13, 2011 15:52

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