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Kids are too quick!

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7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication
on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables..
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I
spell it.

(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today
that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground
than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with '
I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter
of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his
father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie,
do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his
hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers
before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good
cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is
exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
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#1
Very good!!
#2
original ones I have not read before!

made me chuckle :giggle:
#3
love em
#4
lol!!
#5
Excellent!
#6
Nice:)
#7
Awwww!!! Adorable, fantastic answers!
#8
hahaha really funny :thumbsup:
#9
They're all good but the first and eighth comments particularly made me laugh.
Have some rep :thumbsup:
suspended#10
hahahaha i love 3 and the last one best lol :lol:

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