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Knock Knock Jokes.

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8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bond !
Bond who ?
Bond to succeed !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Johann !
Johann who !
Johann a beautiful smile !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dill !
Dill who ?
Dill we meet again !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gus !
Gus who !
Gus a gigolo !


Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Dorothy !
Dorothy who ?
"Dorothy-nk I'm sexy, Do you wan't my body..." !


Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rose !
Rose who ?
Rosealie, I love yous !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Schicchi !
Schicchi who ?
Schicchi clean !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Lydia !
Lydia who ?
Lydia teapot is cracked !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alpaca !
Alpaca who ?
Alpaca picnic lunch !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Isadore !
Isadore who ?
Isadore locked, I can't get in !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Lionel !
Lionel who ?
Lionel roar if you don't feed him !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Billy Bragg !
Billy Bragg who ?
Billy Braggs too much, tell him to stop it !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Denver !
Denver who ?
Denver the good old days !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alexia !
Alexia who ?
Alexia again to open this door !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Pyjamas !
Pyjamas who?
Pyjamas around me and hold me tight !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Handsome !
Handsome who ?
Handsome chips through the keyhole and I'll tell you more !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hubbard !
Hubbard who !
Hubbard can sing louder than my bird !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
One !
One who ?
One-derful day, isn't it ?


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Rather !
Rather who ?
Rather not !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hutch !
Hutch who !
Bless you, and I'm right out of tissues !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amazon !
Amazon who ?
Amazon of a bishop. What's your father do ?


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bud !
Bud who ?
Budweiser, the King of Beers !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Pinza !
Pinza who ?
Pinza needles !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amahl !
Amahl who ?
Amahl shook up !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hugh !
Hugh who ?
Hugh is going to let me in then ?


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fanny !
Fanny who ?
Fanny body gonna open this door then ?


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Lenin !
Lenin who ?
Lenin tree very pretty !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Swede !
Swede who ?
Swede smell of success !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Phineas !
Phineas who ?
Phineas thing happened on the way to the forum !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jewell !
Jewell who ?
Jewell know if you open the door !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chow Mein !
Chow Mein who ?
Chow mein to meet you my dear !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Paul !
Paul who ?
Paul a fast one !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gray !
Gray who !
Gray Z. about you !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
India !
India who ?
India good old summertime... !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Saffron !
Saffron who ?
Saffron a chair and it collapsed !


Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rona !
Rona who ?
Rona the mill !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Buster !
Buster who ?
Buster tire, can I use your phone !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Edith !
Edith who ?
Edith, it'll make you feel better !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Argo !
Argo who ?
Argo down to the beach for my holidays !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ken !
Ken who ?
Ken I come in or do I have to climb through a window !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Lee !
Lee who ?
Lee'd on McDuff !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Recorder !
Recorder who ?
Recoder the show for me tonight will you please !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gorky !
Gorky who !
Gorky will unlock the door !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hoover !
Hoover who ?
Hoover the rainbow !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Lucetta !
Lucetta ?
Lucetta a tricky problem !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Oliver !
Oliver who ?
Oliver troubles are over !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Althea !
Althea who ?
Althea later this afternoon !


Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Quentin !
Quentin who ?
Quentin my thirst !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Annabel !
Annabel who ?
Annabel would be useful on this door !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eva !
Eva who ?
Eva I told you, would you let me in ?


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Izzy !
Izzy who ?
Izzy Moe than you can handle ?


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Lumley !
Lumley ?
Lumley ice cream !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Oslo !
Oslo who !
Oslo down, whats the hurry !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Canoe !
Canoe who ?
Canoe come out and play with me ?


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Di !
Di who ?
Di Laffin !


Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Reed !
Reed who ?
Reedturn to sender, address unknown !


Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Russia !
Russia who ?
Russia though you meal and you'll be sick !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bill !
Bill who ?
Bill-tup area !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cy !
Cy who ?
Cy'n on the botton line !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bo !
Bo who ?
Bo Geste !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anna !
Anna who ?
Anna-tomical !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Caesar !
Caesar who ?
Caesar quickly before she gets away !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Craig !
Craig who ?
Craig in the wall !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ferdie !
Ferdie who ?
Ferdie last time open this door !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Lili !
Lili who ?
Lili Brown jug upon my knee !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fang !
Fang who ?
Fangs for letting me in !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Seymour !
Seymour who ?
Seymour if you look out of the window !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Iran !
Iran who ?
Iran over here to tell you this !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sphinx !
Sphinx who ?
Sphinx your tie, it's crooked !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Noam !
Noam who ?
Noam an is an island !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hugo !
Hugo who !
Hugo jump in the lake !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arthur !
Arthur who !
Arthur-mometer is good for measuring the temperature !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fido !
Fido who ?
Fido I have to wait here ?


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Harry !
Harry who ?
Harry you been !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Oil !
Oil who ?
Oil be seeing you then !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Noel !
Noel who ?
Noel E. Phant is going to poke his trunk in my business !


Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kay !
Kay who ?
Kay sera sera !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Byron !
Byron who ?
Byron new suit !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Lillian !
Lillian who ?
Lillian the garden !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Button !
Button who ?
Button in is not polite !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Pat !
Pat who ?
Pat sixes and sevens !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
N-8 !
N-8 who ?
N-8 tendencies !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cyril !
Cyril who ?
Cyril nice to meet you !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ken !
Ken who ?
Ken I cummin, it's freezing out here ?


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Penny !
Penny who ?
Pennysylvania Station !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Buggy !
Buggy who ?
Buggy Jean is not my lover !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Flea !
Flea who ?
Flea forty five in a minute !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cassette !
Cassette who ?
Cassette your dinner, I'm sorry !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Lettuce !
Lettuce who ?
Lettuce in, won't you ?


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Callum !
Callum who ?
Callum all black !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Crete !
Crete who ?
Crete to be safe and sound again !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Avocado !
Avocado who ?
Avocado a cold !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Diegol !
Diego who ?
Diego before the B !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Oswald !
Oswald who ?
Oswald my chewing gum !


Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Alfie !
Alfie who ?
Alfie terrible if you leave !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Grady !
Grady who ?
Grady of Expectations !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Orson !
Orson who ?
Orson buggy is about your speed !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ooze !
Ooze who ?
Ooze in charge round here !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Olivia !
Olivia who ?
Olivia me alone !

Come on Guys - See if u can do better.
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8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
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#1
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wayne
Wayne who?
Wayne give it a rest!
banned#2
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who?
A Mosquito

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anna
Anna Who?
Another Mosquito

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Yetta
Yetta Who?
Yet Another Mosquito

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Homer
Homer Who?
Oh my god another mosquito!!! :giggle:
#3
v poor

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