Three men died and went to heaven.
At the pearly gates they met St. Peter, who told them that in order to get into heaven they had to tell him their sins.
So the first man steps forward and St. Peter asks,"My child, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
The man thinks a second and says,"Maybe 3 times sir."To which St. Peter replied,"That's ok my child your sins are forgiven; go into heaven."
The second man stepped forward and, again, St. Peter asks,"How many times did you cheat on your wife, my child?"The man thinks a second and finally says, "maybe 10 times sir."To which St. Peter replies, that's ok my child your sins are forgiven; go into heaven."
The third man stepped forward and had the biggest look of confidence on his face; St Peter asked yet again, "My child, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"To which the man triumphantly responded, "I never cheated on my wife!"
So St. Peter looked at him a second and finally shouted,
"Straight to hell with you!"
Stunned the man asked,
"Why sir?? I never sinned! I was a good and faithful husband my whole life!"
To which St. Peter responded,
"Exactly here in heaven we forgive sins, not stupidity!"