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Know Pun Intended

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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
Know Pun Intended

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

A backwards poet writes inverse.

In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A- flat minor.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

*** (Just for the record I know no is spelt no ..!! ) ***
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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago

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A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

A plateau is a high form of flattery.

The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat
First one's a repost tiger :roll:

So's the second :w00t:
Woops ............ :whistling: do you think they'll notice ?

** both .. oh dear **
No, i doubt it and if they do no-one will mind. You post so many decent threads that one or 2 fails isn't gonna make a difference to what people think... :thumbsup:
Its a little sad that you do not KNOW the difference between NO and KNOW !!

Its a little sad that you do not KNOW the difference between NO and KNOW !!


I think thats the point..... :giggle:
Its a little sad that you do not KNOW the difference between NO and KNOW !!


:giggle: It's even sadder that you cannot see that the spelling of 'KNOW' in the title is part of the joke . :lol:

(Don't you just 'ate it when that 'appens ! ? )
not quite puntstic.
hehe :p
reminds me of another one I was sent recently ..... !! :)

. . . . . . . . . . . . Useful Insults
[*]He's as sharp as a beach ball.
[*]Stupidity doesn't count as a handicap, park elsewhere.
[*]I would engage in a battle of wits with you, but I refuse to duel with an unarmed person.
[*]The proctologist called!...they found your head!
[*]His elevator won't go to the top.
[*]She's a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
[*]People would follow him, but only out of morbid curiosity.
[*]Some people are going to leave a mark on this world, you might leave a stain.
[*]If ignorance is bliss you must be orgasmic!
[*]Everyone has a photographic memory, you just don't have film.
[*]You couldn't get a clue during clue mating season in a field of clues if you smeared your body in musk and did the clue mating dance.
[*]Just because your head is pointed, that doesn't mean you're sharp.
[*]May your life be like toilet paper--long and useful.
[*]If my dog looked as ugly as you, I'd shave its butt and teach him to walk around backwards!
[*]Everyone is entitled to be stupid, you're abusing the privilege.
[*]All foam, no beer.
[*]If you gave him a penny for his thoughts you'd get change.
[*]The wheel is turning but the hampster is dead
[*]People like you should not be allowed to breed.[/LIST]
Excellent LMAO :thumbsup::-D:thumbsup::-D:thumbsup:
know should be no!!
know should be no!!

lmao !! not you 'en all :lol:
know should be no!!

nah, nope and you nose what i'm sane? :roll:

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