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Know the time for doing the crime

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8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
Taken from mse forum.
A former Justice's Clerk has contacted us letting us know about a free site he's set up to help others. It's designed to give people a realistic idea of the sentences handed out for different crimes.

The website is The Online Court.

http://www.online-court.co.uk/OnlineCourt/OnlineCourtindex.asp
Now you can know your sentance before you commit the crime and work out your deal!!
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8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
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#1
http://www.online-court.co.uk/OnlineCourt/OnlineCourtindex.asp



I wonder how long I would get for GBH to my Builder/Plumber ?? :evil:
WE ARE NOW ON DAY 8 OF A 5 DAY JOB (& he's only got a 10th of it done so far) I have already had 4 leaks from the new bath ..............
#2
Surely this will be completely inaccurate as it depends on a million things, previous crimes, on bail, off bail, community threshold, custody threshold, cooperation, history, family ties, commitments etc etc etc It's completely subjective
banned#3
its based on the sentencing guidlines that magistrates and judges use to determine sentence, but as you say it depends on loads of different things so pretty useless really!
#5
snowtiger
http://www.online-court.co.uk/OnlineCourt/OnlineCourtindex.asp



I wonder how long I would get for GBH to my Builder/Plumber ?? :evil:
WE ARE NOW ON DAY 8 OF A 5 DAY JOB (& he's only got a 10th of it done so far) I have already had 4 leaks from the new bath ..............


I would say it would be worth it to sort your builder out but thats just me:evil:
#6
You'd get off scott free, if during a "seizure" your plumber, repeatedly rammed his head into the toilet basin
#7
6 months custordy????? jeez does anyone want my collection of indecent pohotographys of pinkitty? :lol:
#8
I'd prefer to do 6 months custardy....yellowy heaven...mmmmm
#9
MinstrelMan
6 months custordy????? jeez does anyone want my collection of indecent pohotographys of pinkitty? :lol:


I will have them back if it aint worth the jail time;-)
#10
Just think, after your 6 months in custody your plumber might actually have finished your bathroom!
#11
pinkkitty2007
I will have them back if it aint worth the jail time;-)


if im going to jail they'd make the 6 months pass so quickly. :oops:
#12
MinstrelMan
if im going to jail they'd make the 6 months pass so quickly. :oops:


Lol sounds like your need is greater than mine;-)
#13
can i take 6 months supply of kleenex you think?
#14
MinstrelMan
can i take 6 months supply of kleenex you think?


You might have to barter for some in there. Im sure if you drop your soap in the shower a few times, the other lads would gladly lend you some of theirs :giggle:
#15
pinkkitty2007
You might have to barter for some in there. Im sure if you drop your soap in the shower a few times, the other lads would gladly lend you some of theirs :giggle:


I aint no-ones biatch!
#16
MinstrelMan
I aint no-ones biatch!


Yes you are, mine;-)
#17
ok that I can live with
#18
MinstrelMan
ok that I can live with


Glad to hear it. Now give me some minstrals, im in need of chocolate:p

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