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Kung Fu?

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8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl who I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her ?"

"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.

"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out "

"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."

"Sensible" says Jeff.

"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?" asked Jeff.

"I kicked her in the face!"
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8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
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#1
Teehee! Took me a while to get it :oops:

I'm a bit slow, me!
#2
:giggle: love it
banned#3
lol..:giggle:
#4
Brill!

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