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Ladies get learning the words for the xmas office party karaoke

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Another good version of an old song .. enjoy!! lol At first I was afraid, I was petrified, When you said you had 10 inches Lord I almost died, But I'd spent oh so many years just waiting fo… Read More
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8y, 10m agoPosted 8 years, 10 months ago
Another good version of an old song .. enjoy!! lol



At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches Lord I almost died, But I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on. . .


But there you are,
Another lie,
I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry,
I should have known that it was bullsh*t,
Just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans.

Go on now go,
Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4,
Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out,
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count.

(Chorus)
I will survive, I will survive,
Cos as long as I have batteries,
My sex life is gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex with a handful of latex,
I will survive, I will survive. . .hey . hey

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud,
But to hell with all your ego's and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin for a cordless multispeed,

Go on now go,
Just make a dash,
Last time I saw a cock that small
was watching Gladstone run nude hash,
I should have asked for confirmation,
Should have asked for referees,
Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winky thing at me.

Go on now go,
Just hit the track,
Don't you bring me home no tiddlers,
Cos I'll always throw them back,
The only thing that I could do with a cock as small as yours,
Is stick it with a tooth pick, and Dip it in tomato sauce.

(Chorus)
Go on now go,
Get out of my sight,
I'm going back to my appliance,
Cos I know it's length is right,
And if I ever see your tiny tockley at my door,
You'll be counting up your inches as you pick them off the floor.
Go on now Go!
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8y, 10m agoPosted 8 years, 10 months ago
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#1
[COLOR="DarkOrchid"]love it...
very good!![/COLOR]
#2
I thinks a reposte is called for!

Come on guys! Something for the ladies????

LMAO BTW!

;-)
#3
OI!! i posted this a few weeks ago.....missus!!!
#4
lmao sry lulumam i just been looking over old emails only been here since start of june
#5
DIVA1977
lmao sry lulumam i just been looking over old emails only been here since start of june

No worries, coz i like ya! Dont do it again!
#6
Wicked!!! This wd def bring few smiles to few boring Xmas parties!

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