Lads don't you just hate it when you are asked .... what do you think of this outfit?

LOL at you for being honest, rather than telling her what she wanted to hear. Why do you think she brought it home? Because she's interested in your opinion, or because she likes it and wants you to tell her she made a good choice.

ok am laughing!!!!!!!!!!i do that!!!i try boots on and if i dont get a "wow they are hot!!!!i love em" response i storm out and ignore him for the rest of the day...slamming dinner down etc.....but even worse is the grunt "theyre ok" response.....wtf does that mean...you dont llike them do you??they make me look like i have fat calfves dont they!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol
men are not even on this planet!

you do know your now going to have to offer to go the shops with her ,and help her get something...and do the whole "OMFG THATS THE ONE!!!YOU LOOK MEGA HOT IT THAT!!BUY IT...OH AND GET A BAG TO MATCH" ...BUT DONT OVERACT OR YOU WILL GET ACCUSED OF TAKING THE ****!!!!!!!!!!!then you will be back where you are now(being not talked to )

oh DO NOT DO NOT say "you look good in anything "to her....that translates as "i dont know what you have in your wardrobe,just sling sommit on"

''My Wife has been shopping today got a new outfit for the works christmas party and she asked me what I think. Umm I don't like it said I and now she's not talking to me!''

Many people would love to be in this situation lol

it reminds me of only fools and horses: why ask????

its so bloody annoying you are in a no win situation best thing to do is to say nothing switch on sky sports and pretend you didn't hear her asking :-D

fireheaven;6948095

:lol:I used to get the diplomatic answer of "if you like it then I like … :lol:I used to get the diplomatic answer of "if you like it then I like it"Read lessRead more

oh have had that......grrrrrrrrrrr...i hate when i have went in the changing room and come out to show him and he is stood at the other side of the shop staring into space!!

Lol!!

lorsmanic;6948139

oh have had that......grrrrrrrrrrr...i hate when i have went in the … oh have had that......grrrrrrrrrrr...i hate when i have went in the changing room and come out to show him and he is stood at the other side of the shop staring into space!!Read lessRead more

When in reality we are checking out all the other ladies in the store. the look into space is just a quick decoy

lorsmanic;6948061

ok am laughing!!!!!!!!!!i do that!!!i try boots on and if i dont get a … ok am laughing!!!!!!!!!!i do that!!!i try boots on and if i dont get a "wow they are hot!!!!i love em" response i storm out and ignore him for the rest of the day...slamming dinner down etc.....but even worse is the grunt "theyre ok" response.....wtf does that mean...you dont llike them do you??they make me look like i have fat calfves dont they!!!!!!!!!!!!!lolmen are not even on this planet!Read lessRead more

lorsmanic;6948085

you do know your now going to have to offer to go the shops with her … you do know your now going to have to offer to go the shops with her ,and help her get something...and do the whole "OMFG THATS THE ONE!!!YOU LOOK MEGA HOT IT THAT!!BUY IT...OH AND GET A BAG TO MATCH" ...BUT DONT OVERACT OR YOU WILL GET ACCUSED OF TAKING THE ****!!!!!!!!!!!then you will be back where you are now(being not talked to )oh DO NOT DO NOT say "you look good in anything "to her....that translates as "i dont know what you have in your wardrobe,just sling sommit on"Read lessRead more

fireheaven;6948095

:lol:I used to get the diplomatic answer of "if you like it then I like … :lol:I used to get the diplomatic answer of "if you like it then I like it"Read lessRead more

lorsmanic;6948139

oh have had that......grrrrrrrrrrr...i hate when i have went in the … oh have had that......grrrrrrrrrrr...i hate when i have went in the changing room and come out to show him and he is stood at the other side of the shop staring into space!!Read lessRead more

This ladies, is why you have girl-friends. Go ask them. They'll tell you what you want to hear, and not get the silent treatment when you change your mind back.

rumblefish;6948166

When in reality we are checking out all the other ladies in the store. … When in reality we are checking out all the other ladies in the store. the look into space is just a quick decoyRead lessRead more

FFS man, stop it with the trade secrets. :w00t:

''Does my bum look big in this?''
''yes it looks big in everything''

.... Honesty not always the best policy ;-)

rumblefish;6948166

When in reality we are checking out all the other ladies in the store. … When in reality we are checking out all the other ladies in the store. the look into space is just a quick decoyRead lessRead more

yep :thumbsup:

fireheaven;6948174

Lol and then you either have to shout or walk across the shop in it.I … Lol and then you either have to shout or walk across the shop in it.I also have the added problem of having the kids with me who think its amusing to yank open the curtain when I am down to my underwear :xRead lessRead more

:w00t: Learning quick then !

we aint looking for honesty we already know the truth

We are looking for confidence


common how thick can you get

repped yer anyway


I owe yer the rep it wont let me give more

Since it's a no-win situation go for humour, tell her it makes her bum look big, but at least it detracts from her face.......Then learn to cook....

toshapetriji;6948196

we aint looking for honesty we already know the truthWe are looking for … we aint looking for honesty we already know the truthWe are looking for confidencecommon how thick can you getrepped yer anywayI owe yer the rep it wont let me give moreRead lessRead more

:roll: Sooooo Dont ask a bloke for his opinion then! Lol. Its not being thick... its being honest.

I have said loads of times - 'wear the little black number' fell on deaf ears!! So why ask? Not us who are going to have to wear it.

:whistling:

When asked "does this make my bum look big?" reply "Its not that that makes it look big"....then duck..:)

grumpysi;6948233

When asked "does this make my bum look big?" reply "Its not that … When asked "does this make my bum look big?" reply "Its not that that makes it look big"....then duck..:)Read lessRead more

:thumbsup:

or tell her she looks much better in her apron cooking the dinner - better start running from all the female members of hotdeals lol

fireheaven;6948277

Actually while we on are subject of men's failings - why can't a man put … Actually while we on are subject of men's failings - why can't a man put a duvet in its cover without battling with it like a headless chicken, eventually emerging sweating and the whole thing a crumpled mess which needs redoing?Read lessRead more

:? Maybe cos you ironed it the wrong way! :whistling:

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get her that in 2010, cost £1200 tho.

fireheaven;6948277

Actually while we on are subject of men's failings - why can't a man put … Actually while we on are subject of men's failings - why can't a man put a duvet in its cover without battling with it like a headless chicken, eventually emerging sweating and the whole thing a crumpled mess which needs redoing?Read lessRead more

Why would a bloke be doing this job if he's married :whistling:

Well just had a good look through the replies and a lot were spot on:thumbsup:
After 25 years of marrige you would think I know better:oops:

I dont get women.

My misses tried on a new dress & asked if it made her bum look big ?

I said no, the dress is fine, your bum always looks big. 2 weeks later & she's still nto happy with me ???

fireheaven;6948277

Actually while we on are subject of men's failings - why can't a man put … Actually while we on are subject of men's failings - why can't a man put a duvet in its cover without battling with it like a headless chicken, eventually emerging sweating and the whole thing a crumpled mess which needs redoing?Read lessRead more

I can, and do.

Time for a confession ................. I love to get the Dyson out vac the house and don't get me started on dusting.:oops:

i find outfits look completely different when u r done up,i have tried things on b4 and they have looked crap but when im ready with hair done heels and make up on etc the outfit looks alot nicer
my partner always tells me the truth and i prefer it that way

lol Mike, you've been married way to long to fall for this..

she asked you if you liked it NOT to hear your opinion.. just to hear a compliment.

silly man xx

Blame it on feeling ill quick!!!!

toshapetriji;6948196

we aint looking for honesty we already know the truthWe are looking for … we aint looking for honesty we already know the truthWe are looking for confidencecommon how thick can you getrepped yer anywayI owe yer the rep it wont let me give moreRead lessRead more

woop woop good girl.

you tell 'im babe xxx

ClarityofMind;6948644

lol Mike, you've been married way to long to fall for this..she asked you … lol Mike, you've been married way to long to fall for this..she asked you if you liked it NOT to hear your opinion.. just to hear a compliment. silly man xxBlame it on feeling ill quick!!!!Read lessRead more

I should know better really I just can't help being honest:oops:
xxx

mikebike;6948723

I should know better really I just can't help being honest:oops:xxx

best go tell her honestly that you love her

and you know you mucked up ( honest )

and you dunno how she ever put up with you :roll:;-)

ClarityofMind;6948739

best go tell her honestly that you love herand you know you mucked up ( … best go tell her honestly that you love herand you know you mucked up ( honest )and you dunno how she ever put up with you :roll:;-)Read lessRead more

All better now she is on the internet now ordering more outfits :?

mikebike;6948580

Time for a confession ................. I love to get the Dyson out vac … Time for a confession ................. I love to get the Dyson out vac the house and don't get me started on dusting.:oops:Read lessRead more

Marry Me? (I'll just have to get a divorce first)

I also ask the question to hubbie about clothing, even though he's always said he hasn't got a clue about what colours or styles suit him or anyone else (and doesn't care), but over the 13 years he's learnt to have an opinion. if he doesn't like the way something looks on me and I've asked his opinion I'm not in a mood with him. I just take said item back to shop. At the end of the day if I like the way something looks on me but he doesn't then it will put me off wearing it.

Don't forget when you say you don't like an outfit that your wife is wearing to back it up with what puts you off it. Its always a good idea to have some compliments about her figure to pull out the bag to soften the blow.

frigin hate it :lol: if i dont like it i just say i do to avoid argument but then i have to see her wearing the thing :lol:

mikebike;6948787

All better now she is on the internet now ordering more outfits :?

oohh she's gonna hit your wallet for this one :w00t:;-)

boy you REALLY got it wrong lol

best go tell her honestly that you love herand you know you mucked up ( … best go tell her honestly that you love herand you know you mucked up ( honest )Read lessRead more

I see diamonds for christmas

toshapetriji;6949040

I see diamonds for christmas

lol shes gonna buy em for herself if he aint more careful ;-)

lol shes gonna buy em for herself if he aint more careful

yup lol maybe true hehehe

fireheaven;6948174

Lol and then you either have to shout or walk across the shop in it.I … Lol and then you either have to shout or walk across the shop in it.I also have the added problem of having the kids with me who think its amusing to yank open the curtain when I am down to my underwear :xRead lessRead more

thats me as well!!!!!!!!!!!the curtains never fully shut as it is!!!im stood there in front of a mirror in undies that dont match and my adorbale 6 year old decides to wrap curtain around her to see if it would make a nice dress!!!!!while hubby getting death threats from me via telepathy for not taking daughter with him!!