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Last night......My lucky night.......

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I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot dau… Read More
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8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.

She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and we had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I ever had a 'Sportsman's Double?'

'What's that?' I asked.

'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

'Oh...' I said as my mind began to embrace the idea, 'No, I haven't.'

And I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like. We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink that tonight was 'my lucky night.

I went back to her place.

We walked in.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:

'Mom, you still awake'?
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8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
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#1
Lmao made me chuckle :)
Rep added!
#2
lol, absolutely hilarious!
#3
:thumbsup:
#4
very good made me lol!
#5
i lol'd in real life :d
#6
Ha! :-D
#7
heh:w00t:
#8
minging!!!!! hahaha repped :)
#9
:-D got me
#10
:w00t: nice
#11
older than the woman in the joke
#12
lol!!!!!!
#13
lol, very clever. He misled the witness your honour lol
#14
that has cheered me up after watching arsenal ha ha
#15
Haha!

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