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Late night joke

skusey Avatar
8y, 2w agoPosted 8 years, 2 weeks ago
A middle-aged woman

Seemed sheepish as she

Visited her gynecologist.

'Come now,' coaxed the doctor,

'you've been seeing me for years!

There's nothing you can't tell me.'

'This one's kind of strange...'

'Let me be the judge of that,'

The doctor replied.

'Well,' she said, 'yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies.'

'I see.'

'That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl.'
'That night,' she we nt on, 'I went again,

Plink-plink-plink, and there were dimes and this morning there were quarters !
You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!,' she implored,

'I'm scared out of my wits!'

The gynecologist put a comforting
Hand on her shoulder.
'There, there, it's nothing to be scared about.'
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'You're simply going through the change!
skusey Avatar
8y, 2w agoPosted 8 years, 2 weeks ago
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banned#1
dude i think ur wife joined..... no lie
banned#3
LOL...........

(In before the jerks who wont understand it!)
#4
imranmaz
dude i think ur wife joined..... no lie


youre kidding?
I was at snooker tonight:?
#5
hehe very funny even if it is American moneys used instead of good old British coins
#6
imranmaz
dude i think ur wife joined..... no lie




skusey
youre kidding?
I was at snooker tonight:?


Hehe :giggle: You're going to have to watch what you say now Skusey!!:w00t:

Jokes a bit low rent!!:roll:
#7
surely the change is going through her?
#8
Goonieman
surely the change is going through her?


Depends whic way you look at it, both ways are correct :whistling:
#9
http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd131/TheGoIsWin/FacePalm.jpg
OH NO SKUZBY
banned#10
raptorcigs
http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd131/TheGoIsWin/FacePalm.jpg
OH NO SKUZBY


EPIC REPLY!!!

hope ur arm is getting better?
#11
bit below the usual level of skusey's jokes but a bit funny

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