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2 budgerigars sitting on a perch.1 said to the other one can you smell fish Read More
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7m, 3w agoPosted 7 months, 3 weeks ago
2 budgerigars sitting on a perch.1 said to the other one can you smell fish
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7m, 3w agoPosted 7 months, 3 weeks ago
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There was a fight in the chippy last night .. two fish got battered
#2
Knock knock
#3
archer1204
Knock knock


You can just press the doorbell instead of knocking?
#4
I'm Ron Burgundy?
2 Likes #5
Confucius say… man who run in front of car get tired.
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Late night joke ....
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Predikuesi
Late night joke ....http://a67.tinypic.com/2crae0i.jpg
what the guy behind corbyn a tory im with ya
2 Likes #8
Still like the old classic .. 2 lions walking down Oxford St. and one says to the other " it's quiet for a Saturday afternoon isn't it."

Edited By: plodging on Oct 31, 2016 11:49
1 Like #9
MaddiesDaddy
There was a fight in the chippy last night .. two fish got battered
Nine people walked into a tapas bar...
#10
2 cannibals eating a clown. One asks the other - "does this taste funny to you?"
3 Likes #11
Or .. A dog walks into the job centre , goes up to the desk and says to the guy " got any jobs mate "
The guy taken aback says " just your luck a circus has just arrived in town". .. To which the dog replies " why would a circus need a plasterer"
1 Like #12
What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary after sex?

Be home in 20 minutes.
#13
archer1204
2 budgerigars sitting on a perch.1 said to the other one can you smell fish

[ http://www.hotukdeals.com/misc/two-fish-516149?p=6739089 ]

MaddiesDaddy
There was a fight in the chippy last night .. two fish got battered

Sausages.
#14
smidav
2 cannibals eating a clown. One asks the other - "does this taste funny to you?"

[ http://www.hotukdeals.com/misc/grand-national-tip-916090?p=11026593 ]

Rubisco
Nine people walked into a tapas bar...

Did they have McCann oven chips?
#15
plodging
Still like the old classic .. 2 lions walking down Oxford St. and one says to the other " it's quiet for a Saturday afternoon isn't it."

[ http://www.hotukdeals.com/misc/dr-care-thread-contain-spoilers-1984171?p=23153338 ]

ShadowWarrior241
What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary after sex?

Be home in 20 minutes.

[ http://www.hotukdeals.com/misc/how-old-is-deeky-2428233?p=27759246 ]

...We need a "New Late night jokes" thread! :)
banned#16
Who are the coolest blokes at the hospital?

The ultra-sound guys!
#17
Just bought a boomerang from a ghost.That will come back to haunt me
1 Like #18
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archer1204
2 budgerigars sitting on a perch.1 said to the other one can you smell fish
[ http://www.hotukdeals.com/misc/two-fish-516149?p=6739089 ]
MaddiesDaddy
There was a fight in the chippy last night .. two fish got battered
Sausages.

You just reminded me of that game where you ask someone questions and they have to answer 'sausages' to everything and not laugh :)

Shame it won't work in text.
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moneysavingkitten
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archer1204
2 budgerigars sitting on a perch.1 said to the other one can you smell fish
[ http://www.hotukdeals.com/misc/two-fish-516149?p=6739089 ]
MaddiesDaddy
There was a fight in the chippy last night .. two fish got battered
Sausages.
You just reminded me of that game where you ask someone questions and they have to answer 'sausages' to everything and not laugh :)
Shame it won't work in text.

Reminds me of one time i was on the bus and this lady had her 3 year old son with her in the seat in front of me. She was playing a game of i spy except everything she pointed to, her son said 'elephant'. She kept correcting him and asked him again. Again and again, he would say 'elephant'.

This went on the whole journey. I thought it was hilarious that she had so much patient in her attempt to educate him, and his single 'elephant' answer to every question. X)
#20
Conjunctivitis .com .. Now there's a site for sore eyes ... Tim Vine
#21
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plodging
Still like the old classic .. 2 lions walking down Oxford St. and one says to the other " it's quiet for a Saturday afternoon isn't it."
[ http://www.hotukdeals.com/misc/dr-care-thread-contain-spoilers-1984171?p=23153338 ]

ShadowWarrior241
What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary after sex?

Be home in 20 minutes.
[ http://www.hotukdeals.com/misc/how-old-is-deeky-2428233?p=27759246 ]

...We need a "New Late night jokes" thread! :)
Sorry didn't trawl through past pages .. Whip me now
1 Like #22
Stevie Wonder walks into a bar.
Then a table and then a chair.







Sorry. :(
banned#23
Mark2111
Stevie Wonder walks into a bar.
Then a table and then a chair.

Oh. I have a few worse than that that I would probably get an instant ban from ;)
#24
Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for Christmas, he said it was the best book he'd ever read.
#25
Someone stole my wife's knickers off the washing line yesterday . She ain't bothered about the knickers , it's the 8 pegs she wants back .

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