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Lets show we're not all about being serious, so lets talk about funny moments in our lives :)

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Certain people believe the internet is serious business around here, so lets show a lighter side and talk about funny moments in our past and present. This could involve anything from silly mistake…
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7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
Certain people believe the internet is serious business around here, so lets show a lighter side and talk about funny moments in our past and present.

This could involve anything from silly mistakes to funny practical jokes...I know I've definitely had my fair share. lol

Funny stories receive rep. :)
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7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
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#1
i once fell out my window
#3
funny moments rarely sound funny on retelling
#4
cribert
i once fell out my window


Lol, how did you manage to do that?



I forgot about that but that's different, as that's about embarrassing things, whereas this is any funny moment...for example, I came back tipsy a couple months ago and while I was bored with my friend, I put on an oscar winning worthy performance pretending that I was going to throw up on the stuck up guy next to me. :giggle:

This is how some of the convo happened:

ME: "bro, I need to get off this bus because I feel like I could throw up at any moment"
Friend: "hold on man, only another 20 mins left until we're home"
ME: "I don't know if I can hold on for that long...hold on! you said 20 mins, 20 mins ago!"
Friend: "just hold on, we're almost there"
ME: "OMG, you know I have a thing about always throwing up directly to my left (the guy was sitting on my left)...awwww...this bus needs to stop jolting because I can feel it coming up" lol and that's when I'd start breathing heavily. :giggle:

My performance was so amazing, people started moving out the way, tried comforting me and even gave me something to throw up in. :giggle:

The things that alcahol does to people. :whistling:
banned#5
I thought it was hilarious when the OP wanted a bet with me that Ars*nal had won the title at White HEART Lane!
#6
guv
I thought it was hilarious when the OP wanted a bet with me that Ars*nal had won the title at White HEART Lane!


lol, that's the kinda stuff I'm talking about...but we don't have to base this whole thread around me. :giggle:

Besides...it's not my fault that the Spurs are so tight that they couldn't be bothered to replace the missing E from the stadiums name. :giggle:

Bet still stands on the correct name if you're up for it though Guvnor. :whistling:
#7
ClarityofMind
funny moments rarely sound funny on retelling


It can do when you explain in detail including the emotions felt throughout. :giggle:
banned#8
How about the 3 hours I spent in A&E on Monday evening after my failure to cut my hand off!

Using an extremely sharp knife to try to cut some plastic tubing for a bit of DIY plumbing to an outside tap, I thought it a good idea to hack at it like a machette whilst holding it with my other hand. Not sure why I thought I could stop the momentum when it went through the plastic.... but I failed miserably! Plenty of claret on the side of my wrist and nice deep cut..... luckily the angle I was holding it wasn't at right angles, else I probably wouldnt be here now! (Stands by for dissapointment!!!)
#9
realfriendlyman
It can do when you explain in detail including the emotions felt throughout. :giggle:


maybe I'm not a good storyteller lol

I once collapsed into laughter as I phoned a mate and asked what he was doing....

his response was a totally serious, "I'm on my roof...."

I start giggling, in surprise, asking " why are you on your roof? "

"I'm painting it" says he...

I dunno I cant tell you why, it was just so frikkin hilarious I have never forgotten it. He sounded so, calm and serious and to me it was just so eccentric. Summin I love him for! ( I have to say that in case he reads this lol )
#10
guv
How about the 3 hours I spent in A&E on Monday evening after my failure to cut my hand off!

Using an extremely sharp knife to try to cut some plastic tubing for a bit of DIY plumbing to an outside tap, I thought it a good idea to hack at it like a machette whilst holding it with my other hand. Not sure why I thought I could stop the momentum when it went through the plastic.... but I failed miserably! Plenty of claret on the side of my wrist and nice deep cut..... luckily the angle I was holding it wasn't at right angles, else I probably wouldnt be here now! (Stands by for dissapointment!!!)


haha....how long ago was that?

I don't think you should be allowed to call me stupid ever again...not after admitting that anyway...oh wait...you just reminded me of something stupid I did only a little over a year ago. :oops:
#11
My friend farted into a lego bucket when he was about 7 and left it for days and then told his Dad to open it. He got a nasty surprise.
#12
crum666
My friend farted into a lego bucket when he was about 7 and left it for days and then told his Dad to open it. He got a nasty surprise.


surely it doesnt keep!!
#13
ClarityofMind
surely it doesnt keep!!


There is a good seal on those old lego buckets.
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My friend when at school did a play for the whole school assembly where he had to storm in and sit down, he managed to do it too well he sat on his testies and fainted :thumbsup:
#15
crum666
There is a good seal on those old lego buckets.


I'd be dead now.. living with my husband, if bodily smells didn't dissipate lol

Sometimes I go into the bedroom thinking.. oh my god one day breathing this in will kill me lol
#16
natversion1
My friend when at school did a play for the whole school assembly where he had to storm in and sit down, he managed to do it too well he sat on his testies and fainted :thumbsup:


now that did make me laugh.

i bet he's so proud now lol
#17
I was sick of my ex always complaining that we can't order frozen food from our online shop, purely because her freezer was completely full of nothing but ice despite being a good sized freezer.

I ordered some shopping and thought I could sort out the freezer before it arrived baring in mind I had zero experience in anything like this, I watched a tutorial on youtube stating all you need is to unplug the freezer, use a damp cloth and a bowl of boiling hot water to get rid of the problem within about 15 mins, which seemed easy enough.

The only problem was.....they used this method on a freezer that had enough ice to fill an ice pack for an inflamed injury, whereas we had enough ice to supply shops in wholesale. :giggle:

After trying this method for well over an hour and not getting anywhere fast, I became frustrated and just pulled out a hammer and started smashing all the ice out.:giggle:
I know that sounds crazy but believe it or not...it actually did the trick. :)

I was so pleased with myself and was in awe of all the ice that built up...this is when I thought I'd do the job properly, so I started cleaning the freezer and wiping it down etc and then I noticed a little bit of ice scrapings on the very top shelf of the freezer (which is extremely narrow) and instead of getting my hands cold by just dusting it away, I used the flatside of the hammer to scrape it out and this is when I heard a constant hissing noise and I thought....uh oh....that really doesn't sound good. :giggle:

I became worried that the freezer gas could be poisonous, so had to make loads of calls and see if I could get someone to repair it asap and long story short, we had to temporily collect a chest freezer from my mums and order a replacement asap, as the other one was ruined.

Ok Guv...you can get back to calling me stupid now. :oops:
#18
ClarityofMind
now that did make me laugh.

i bet he's so proud now lol


Well it's cost him a lot of therapy from the years of pi$$ taking but he can see the funny side now, :)
#19
natversion1
Well it's cost him a lot of therapy from the years of pi$$ taking but he can see the funny side now, :)


bless lol
#20
natversion1
My friend when at school did a play for the whole school assembly where he had to storm in and sit down, he managed to do it too well he sat on his testies and fainted :thumbsup:


That is funny, that deserves some rep...I hope someone didn't offer to kiss it better for him. :giggle:
#21
well there was the time when I was heavily pregnant with my second child, I left my then 5 yr old playing in his bedroom and nipped into the bathroom for a quick bath....

Relaxing in the bubbles, suddenly the bathroom door burst open and in strode several burly firemen... each claiming to be looking for a large house fire in our tiny bathroom...

Seems like little man had got bored and decided to phone the firebrigade, whom of course turned up in their dozens to see poor little me in the bath lol

I decided in my ultimate wisdom, not to mention to hubby about the group of firemen and large fire truck that had been parked outside our house for the better part of an hour as I thought he'd be angry with our son, and it wasn't till the old dear next door said to him... "What was that fire engine doing at your house the other day?" That I was forced to come *clean* ( no pun intended! )
banned#22
realfriendlyman
haha....how long ago was that?


3 days ago. (ie Monday - exactly as stated in the post)

I don't think you should be allowed to call me stupid ever again...not after admitting that anyway...oh wait...you just reminded me of something stupid I did only a little over a year ago. :oops:


I can - 'cos you didn't read what I'd already said about when it happened..... though I could ask you how your wrist is!!!!:whistling:

Just reminded me of a funny at School at 15.... last day of term at Xmas. I used to arrive early (not because I was keen - just that I got a lift!) Anyway, the teachers had an end of term party - and I managed to find their stash and relieved them of a 2 litre bottle of wine.

At lunchtime it was consumed. No one wanted to drink it except me..... I'd already drunk a litre, when I found a drinking partner and continued to finish it off with a glugging contest. (ie how many gulps you could get up to!) So in all, I'd drunk about 1.5 litres.

I can remember feeling that this drinking lark was pointless. I didn't feel in the slightest bit tipsy.

Then it kicked in. I can remember sitting in the end of term assembly - and everyone knowing I was pie eyed. I had a bar of soap rubbed over my tongue by one of the lads and 2 minutes later declare "ughhhh i kan taasste sowp".

In the meantime, the kid I was with, was sitting in the front row next to an English teacher everyone hated. He did himself proud, by vomiting his lunch and wine over her lap.

I even went into work afterwards (Saturday Job in Woolies - after school Xmas extras) and the other girls telling me I stank of Booze. I did throw up (on my way home from school) and to this day cannot drink white wine.

The other kid was suspended for a month. Luckily he never squeeled, or I'd imagine, I'd have likely been expelled!

Oh those were the days!
#23
One night my brother went to his girlfriends house and I went round a few hours later with his spare car keys. I moved his car round the corner where he wouldn't see it and waited for him coming out. He appeared half an hour later and looked seriously worried when he couldn't find his car.

He went back into his gfs house and she came out to help him look for his car. He didn't find it and it took him 5 minutes before he noticed me sitting in my car laughing my ass off.
#24
Oh and way back before we had kids, my hubby, or rather bf as he was then had snuck round when my parents were out so we could get... close and friendly.

Then my brother came home unexpectedly, and as I heard the car pull up I shoved hubby naked into the downstairs toilet and was pulling on a dressing gown and looking round for any suspicious items of clothing as my brother walked in...

I tried to sit down and just chat as normal thinking, omg, he's gonna need the toilet any second, and then my brother said... " Did you have someone here with you?" and I was like, " Me? Huh... no.. Who?" lol

I musta looked so guilty and so he left and we got dressed and ran lol
#25
Oh and then there was the time in Spain that me and my friend somehow got the keycard that opened our friends appartment. We also knew where they hid their safe key!

So we ramsacked the place (well made it look that way) and took their money and passports from the safe and put them in our safe and went to bed. At 4am came the frantic knocking on the door, with 3 very white friends standing on the other side.

We kept the joke up until they were about to phone the police.

The fact we put their shorts in the freezer should have suggested that it wasn't theives!
#26
i remember saying to the OH one night
"god im so hungry i could eat a ****(poo) sandwich"

he disapeared and returned with yep you guessed it a poo inbetween 2 peices of bread i didnt know whether to laugh or be sick
yucky

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