I have gathered together some excellent gifts
to give away as prizes.
Some items are collectable and are in high demand
and some are rareties.
But I need help to gather some more
if anybody has any suggestions, ideas or
prizes they can add to the list please do.
Here are some of the magnificent prizes i have gathered
please do have some respect, as some of these items have been
really hard to come by.
A flat battery
A 1 legged pair of jeans ( or should that be 1 jean )
The hole in my bucket ( does not include the bucket )
1 Soleless shoe
1 roll of non stick sellotape
A fart in a spacesuit ( does not include the spacesuit )
A chocolate firegaurd
A paper shovell
And a new advancement in technology,
a packet of pierced condoms,
which allow air to circulate around the p*nis
keeping it nice and fresh.