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Listen very carefully

skusey Avatar
6y, 10m agoPosted 6 years, 10 months ago
A fellow walks into a bar,
notices a very large jar on the counter,
and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills.
He guesses there must be
more than ten thousand dollars in it.
He approaches the bartender and asks,
'What's with the money in the jar?'

'Well......you pay $10 and
if you pass three tests,
you get all the money and
the keys to a brand new Audi Q7 .'

The man certainly isn't going to pass this up.
And so he asks, 'What are the three tests?'

'You must pay first.......
Those are the rules,' says the bartender.

So, after thinking it over a while,
the man gives the bartender the $10
and the bartender drops it into the jar.

'Okay,' the bartender says,
'Here's what you need to do:
First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila,
in a minute or less, and
you can't make a face while doing it.

Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands.
>
Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs
who has never had sex....
You have to take care of that problem!'

The man is stunned.
'I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot!
I won't do it!
You'd have to be nuts
to drink a quart of tequila, and
then do all those other things...'

'Your call,' says the bartender.....
'But, your money stays where it is.'

As time goes on, and
the man has a few more drinks,
he finally says,
'Where's the damn tequila?'

He grabs the bottle with both hands
and drinks it as fast as he can.
Tears stream down both cheeks...
but he doesn't make a face, and
he did it in fifty-eight seconds!

Next, he staggers out the back door,
where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole.
Soon the people inside the bar hear
growling , biting, and screaming sounds...
then nothing but silence!

Just when they think that
the man surely must be dead,
he staggers back into the bar,
with his shirt ripped open
and there are scratches and
he's bleeding all over his body.

He says,
'Now where's that old woman
with the bad tooth?'





The moral to the story:
Listen carefully to the directions,
and don't trust your judgment when alcohol is involved!
skusey Avatar
6y, 10m agoPosted 6 years, 10 months ago
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banned#1
hey you been reading my jokes skusey:-D
#2
is this the 115,000 pound question?
#3
lol wheres my facepalm pic :lol:
#4
:lol:
#5
bossyboots
:lol:


not funny
banned#6
aircanman;7566505
not funny

aircanman where you been !"

blast from the past"

or is it me?:?
#7
haha brilliant
#8
So he got ****ed and ****ged a dog. Typical friday night then :p

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