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Little Johnnie joke

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8y, 4m agoPosted 8 years, 4 months ago
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Little Johnnies neighbour had a baby.

Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnies family was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnnies dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the babys missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.

Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.

When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, What a beautiful baby.The mother said, Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. Johnnie said,

He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?Yes, the mother replied, we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.

.Thats great, said Little Johnnie,cuz hed be *****d if he needed glasses.
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8y, 4m agoPosted 8 years, 4 months ago
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banned#1
:giggle: Very funny! :thumbsup:
#2
Oooooh the old ones are the best.
#3
lol, thats class
#4
rofl !!
#5
thts quality
banned#6
pretty good

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