A man was sitting on a beach. Tragically, through a recent car
accident, he had lost both his arms and legs.
During the long afternoon, as he remained on the beach, three
women separately walked past him. Each felt very sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man smiled and said "No" so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man beamed and said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked
The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been f---ed?"
The fellow eyes lit up and said "No"
She said "You will be when the tide comes in." :twisted: