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I've not had any text messages yet after Liverpool turned over Man U yesterday. Has anyone had any funny ones they'd like to share so I can pass them on to my bitter Man U mates?
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7y, 5m agoPosted 7 years, 5 months ago
I've not had any text messages yet after Liverpool turned over Man U yesterday. Has anyone had any funny ones they'd like to share so I can pass them on to my bitter Man U mates?
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7y, 5m agoPosted 7 years, 5 months ago
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#1
There is one about the united fans throwing ball onto the pitch because their players didn't show any

the Vidic magazine cover I posted in the other thread was funny too
#2
We have a Nemanja Vidic for sale. Going cheap, contact owner Mr Fernando Torres for more info.:thumbsup:
#3
munaaf
We have a Nemanja Vidic for sale. Going cheap, contact owner Mr Fernando Torres for more info.:thumbsup:

Nice 1... keep em coming
#4
pathetic and thyre not even funny
#5
jamespir
pathetic and thyre not even funny

Come on where's ur sense of humour. It's all harmless banter.
#6
jamespir
pathetic and thyre not even funny


:w00t:
#7
jamespir
pathetic and thyre not even funny


just like your manager:thumbsup:
#8
Here is a good one, Nani and Andersson cost united acombined fee of over £30m!
#9
carragher should of been sent off:)
banned#10
hassony
Here is a good one, Nani and Andersson cost united acombined fee of over £30m!


If Liverpool had that money, they could afford to sack Rafa:thumbsup:
#11
FilthAndFurry
If Liverpool had that money, they could afford to sack Rafa:thumbsup:


If liverpool have that kind of money, we would have been able to afford Villa, Silva or Negrado in the summer:thumbsup:
#12
casparwhite
carragher should of been sent off:)


have :)
#13
hassony
have :)


it was a joke:x
#14
casparwhite
carragher should of been sent off:)

Good refereeing ensured that he wasn't.

incident 1 - A well timed tackle on Carrick (no action taken) carrick didn't even complain.
incident 2 - A foul on Owen, going away from Goal. Justified yellow card.

Vidic was lucky it wasn't a straight Red. Kuyt would have been clean through on goal as he was the last defender.

The injustice is that he will only serve a 2nd yellow ban and not a straight red ban.

Conclusion - Man Utd were lucky as he will be unavailable for less games then he should be.
#15
dinglebin
Good refereeing ensured that he wasn't.

incident 1 - A well timed tackle on Carrick (no action taken) carrick didn't even complain.
incident 2 - A foul on Owen, going away from Goal. Justified yellow card.

Vidic was lucky it wasn't a straight Red. Kuyt would have been clean through on goal as he was the last defender.

The injustice is that he will only serve a 2nd yellow ban and not a straight red ban.

Conclusion - Man Utd were lucky as he will be unavailable for less games then he should be.


:roll:
banned#16
dinglebin

incident 2 - A foul on Owen, going away from Goal. Justified yellow card.



No. It was a goalscoring opportunity, Owen through on goal - straight red.

I agree Vidic should have gone for a straight red too, although it was a long way from goal.
#17
casparwhite
it was a joke:x


It bugs me when people confuse 'of' and 'have'
#18
bye bye jokes

should've kept quiet
#19
hassony
It bugs me when people confuse 'of' and 'have'


there are heaps of grammar, spelling and punctuation mistakes and people finishing sentences with verbs but its a internet forum......i care for none of it

otherwise every thread/post would be an english lesson
#20
FilthAndFurry
No. It was a goalscoring opportunity, Owen through on goal - straight red.



probably, who cares anyway, if anything, it makes united and mr Ferguson seem more bitter
#21
FilthAndFurry
No. It was a goalscoring opportunity, Owen through on goal - straight red.

I agree Vidic should have gone for a straight red too, although it was a long way from goal.

We'll agree to disagree. My reaction was that owen and the ball were heading more towards the corner flag than the goal. Thought the ref had a good game on the whole considering it was his 1st game between any of the top 4.
#22
hassony
Here is a good one, Nani and Andersson cost united acombined fee of over £30m!


Here's one.
TWENTY LONG LONG YEARS AND NO LEAGUE TITLE. LMAO
2 YEARS WITHOUT WINNING ANYTHING.
A FAT SPANISH WAITER MANAGING THE CLUB.

sorry, that was 3 :whistling:
#23
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Here's one.
TWENTY LONG LONG YEARS AND NO LEAGUE TITLE. LMAO
2 YEARS WITHOUT WINNING ANYTHING.
A FAT SPANISH WAITER MANAGING THE CLUB.

sorry, that was 3 :whistling:


Whats the only ship to not have visited Liverpool? The premiership.
#24
spic
Whats the only ship to not have visited Liverpool? The premiership.


:thumbsup:
#25
spic
Whats the only ship to not have visited Liverpool? The premiership.


classic. :p
#26
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Here's one.
TWENTY LONG LONG YEARS AND NO LEAGUE TITLE. LMAO
2 YEARS WITHOUT WINNING ANYTHING.
A FAT SPANISH WAITER MANAGING THE CLUB.

sorry, that was 3 :whistling:


We have no devine right to win the title, no one has, and in these 20 years we have won 3 Fa cups, 3 league cups, one uefa cup and a european cup, we are also ranked as the number 1 team in europe, so we have been luckier than most other clubs

as for your third point, WTF are you on about?
#27
hassony
We have no devine right to win the title, no one has, and in these 20 years we have won 3 Fa cups, 3 league cups, one uefa cup and a european cup, we are also ranked as the number 1 team in europe, so we have been luckier than most other clubs

as for your third point, WTF are you on about?


Im on about him being a fat spanish waiter.
Weren't you one of those calling for his head last week?

Typical of scouse reds, they all love him again this week.
I, for one, am his number one fan, hope he stays there forever as they'll never win the prem with him at the helm.

:thumbsup:
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Im on about him being a fat spanish waiter.
Weren't you one of those calling for his head last week?

Typical of scouse reds, they all love him again this week.
I, for one, am his number one fan, hope he stays there forever as they'll never win the prem with him at the helm.

:thumbsup:


why am I not surprised that you think its ok to be xenophobic

4 defeats and his name was still sung loudly BEFORE the game.
#29
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Im on about him being a [COLOR="Red"]fat spanish waiter[/COLOR].
Weren't you one of those calling for his head last week?

Typical of scouse reds, they all love him again this week.
I, for one, am his number one fan, hope he stays there forever as they'll never win the prem with him at the helm.

:thumbsup:


Becuase he's slightly overweight and Spanish that automatically makes him a waiter :? That's some extreme stereotpying going on there :w00t:

But even taking your stereotypical view of the Spanish into account, this 'waiter' seems to have mastered the art of making the 'best team in england' look very ordinary these days...... that must look pretty bad as a United fan, being beaten comfortably by someone who should be carrying dinner plates :roll:
#30
midlandscomics
Becuase he's slightly overweight and Spanish that automatically makes him a waiter :? That's some extreme stereotpying going on there :w00t:

But even taking your stereotypical view of the Spanish into account, this 'waiter' seems to have mastered the art of making the 'best team in england' look very ordinary these days...... that must look pretty bad as a United fan, being beaten comfortably by someone who should be carrying dinner plates :roll:


:w00t:
#31
midlandscomics
Becuase he's slightly overweight and Spanish that automatically makes him a waiter :? That's some extreme stereotpying going on there :w00t:

But even taking your stereotypical view of the Spanish into account, this 'waiter' seems to have mastered the art of making the 'best team in england' look very ordinary these days...... that must look pretty bad as a United fan, being beaten comfortably by someone who should be carrying dinner plates :roll:


Touche!!

lol :p
#32
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Im on about him being a fat spanish waiter.
Weren't you one of those calling for his head last week?

Typical of scouse reds, they all love him again this week.
I, for one, am his number one fan, hope he stays there forever as they'll never win the prem with him at the helm.

:thumbsup:

Might not have brought the prem title to the club yet but I have certainly enjoyed the trebble Liverpool have now completed over Man U... Roll on Old Trafford and we can then celebrate the double double!! Remember you're only as good as your last game... And boy Liverpool were good...
#33
dinglebin
Might not have brought the prem title to the club yet but I have certainly enjoyed the trebble Liverpool have now completed over Man U... Roll on Old Trafford and we can then celebrate the double double!! Remember you're only as good as your last game... [SIZE="2"][COLOR="Red"]And boy Liverpool were good..[/COLOR][/SIZE].


...you didnt see the match then :whistling:

they were average, we were rubbish. end of.
#34
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...you didnt see the match then :whistling:

they were average, we were rubbish. end of.

I did see the match. Which reminds me. Was it just me or did anyone notice how stupid Utd fans are. They threw there beach balls on to the pitch when Liverpool were attacking that end!! Surely the idea was to wait until Pepe was at that end to wind him up. You could have cost your team an embarrasing goal. Trust me - you wouldn't want that to happen. Talking about embarrasing goals. How does it feel to have Ngog scoring against you. I imagine that must hurt a tad.
#35
From what i saw, it was 99% the Kop end throwing the balls on the pitch.
Dont think theres many Man U fans there do you?
#36
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...you didnt see the match then :whistling:

they were average, we were rubbish. end of.


Wow

when chelsea beat us 3-1 at anfield last season in the CL, every liverpool fan I know applauded chelsea's performance that day, they were excellent and beat us fair and square, its a bit too much asking for the same from united fans, but I guess thats why they are regarded as bad losers
#37
dinglebin
I did see the match. Which reminds me. Was it just me or did anyone notice how stupid Utd fans are. They threw there beach balls on to the pitch when Liverpool were attacking that end!! Surely the idea was to wait until Pepe was at that end to wind him up. You could have cost your team an embarrasing goal. Trust me - you wouldn't want that to happen. Talking about embarrasing goals. How does it feel to have Ngog scoring against you. I imagine that must hurt a tad.


the balls were thrown by the liverpool fans, they had Yanks out on them in protest against the owners
#38
hassony
Wow

when chelsea beat us 3-1 at anfield last season in the CL, every liverpool fan I know applauded chelsea's performance that day, they were excellent and beat us fair and square, its a bit too much asking for the same from united fans, but I guess thats why they are regarded as bad losers


It's not all united fans, its just the majority. The decent non-bitters can admit a bad game.:)
#39
Adam2050
It's not all united fans, its just the majority. The decent non-bitters can admit a bad game.:)


"Decent United fans"? thats as likely as an Osama Bin Ladin sex tape
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From what i saw, it was 99% the Kop end throwing the balls on the pitch.
Dont think theres many Man U fans there do you?

If I remember that was before the game started.. It's called a sense of humour - something Utd fans don't possess. The balls I am refering to where thrown at the away end.

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