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A 75 Year Old Lady rings her local hospital and this conversation follows: 'Hello I'd like some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree. She was admitted last week with chest pains and I just w… Read More
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8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
A 75 Year Old Lady rings her local hospital and this conversation follows:

'Hello I'd like some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree.

She was admitted last week with chest pains and I just want to know if her condition has deteriorated, stabilised or improved?'

'Do you know which ward she is in?'

'Yes, ward P, room 2B'

'I'll just put you through to the nurse station.'

'Hello, ward P, how can I help?'

'I would just like some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree, I was wondering if her condition had deteriorated, stabilised or improved?'

'I'll just check her notes. I'm pleased to say that Mrs Tiptree's conditioned has improved. She has regained her appetite, her temperature has steadied and after some routine checks tonight, she should be well enough to go home tomorrow.'



'Oh that's wonderful news, I'm so happy, thank you ever so much!'





'You seem very relieved, are you a close friend or relative?'





'No, I'm Mrs Tiptree in room 2b. They tell you **** all in here
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8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
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#1
yeah like they'd tell you all that over the phone.:-D
#2
lol! thank you xx
#3
lol make us laugh
#4
soooooo true!
#5
Its alrite - not as good as yesterdays :P
banned#6
Babbabooey
yeah like they'd tell you all that over the phone.:-D



Hmmmm. Does it matter? It's a joke!!! It's not meant to be cross analysed for any theoretical (or otherwise) inacuracies!
#7
Sorry, don't believe this for a minute...................

When would a member of the NHS get off their butt to answer a phone?
#8
tracyanne1
Sorry, don't believe this for a minute...................

When would a member of the NHS get off their butt to answer a phone?

:thumbsup:
#9
guv
Hmmmm. Does it matter? It's a joke!!! It's not meant to be cross analysed for any theoretical (or otherwise) inacuracies!


zzz, sarcasm is lost on you eh. :roll:

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