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Lonely in Africa...

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8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I
thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone
booths when you're calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in.
It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, lovely girl,
bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the
right places, beautiful long wavy hair, and long graceful legs all
the way up to her rear end.
You know the kind.
So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call
'Hello?' the woman says.
God, she sounded sexy. 'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd
like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be
straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is
sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking
kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring
implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll
go hot and heavy all night. Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in
chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does
that sound?'

She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need
to press 9.'
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8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
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#1
lmao birdyboy!
#2
I move for this joke being stricken from the record...
banned#3
LOOOOOOL


Is this a true story though? that would be even funnier
#4
nice one
#5
lol - thats a good one
#6
hahahahaahahah so funny
#7
good one Birdy :thumbsup:
#8
lol...I lol'd out loud too :)

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