Before I start I will just say sorry.
I was watching one of those
nature channels the other day.
I can believe it about
people talking to trees
but I didn't realize they could
Just what is it
that makes a tree loud ?
If you get the correct answer
you could make it through to the next round
where you could be in with a chance of winning
some great prizes including.
A flat battery
A 1 legged pair of jeans ( or should that be 1 jean )
The hole in my bucket ( does not include the bucket )
1 Soleless shoe
1 roll of non stick sellotape
A fart in a spacesuit ( does not include the spacesuit )
A chocolate firegaurd
And a new advancement in technology,
a packet of pierced condoms,
which allow air to circulate around the p*nis
keeping it nice and fresh.
If anybody feels they could contribute
to the list of prizes
please feel free.