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Lulu was a woman of ill repute !. One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one. As Lulu stood in line, she saw her G… Read More
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7y, 7m agoPosted 7 years, 7 months ago
Lulu was a woman of ill repute !.
One day there was a raid.

All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one.

As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed as Grandma didn't know her occupation.

Grandma stopped to say hi, and asked what the line was for.
Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh
oranges to those waiting.

Grandma thought this was wonderful of the police and as she loved oranges joined the end of the line.

When the policeman got to her, he was amazed. He said," How the heck do you do this at your age?"

She said, "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck 'em dry!"

The policeman fainted.
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7y, 7m agoPosted 7 years, 7 months ago
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#1
what about her mammy?
banned#2
was it worth it
errrrrrrrrrrrrr no
#3
borolad94
what about her mammy?


lol very quick there :-D
#4
DAMNOME
lol very quick there :-D

Predictable though...don't ya think :)
#5
Lulu'sMammy;6990777
Predictable though...don't ya think :)

I WOULDENT ASSOCCIATE YOU WITH A THREAD LIKE THIS I HAVE TOO MUCH A HIGHER RESPECT:)
banned#6
that didnt last long
#7
ODB_69
that didnt last long


it never does
banned#8
black gerbil1;6994709
it never does


who was phone?
#9
ODB_69
that didnt last long


:)
Someone explain to BOD
#10
ODB_69
who was phone?


:?
Talking crap again?
banned#11
skusey;7003432
:?
Talking crap again?


I know.....



just like when you 'quit' HUKD the other week


Fair few hours before the 2nd comment.....this trolling malarkey isnt working for you, give it up
HTH :)
#12
ODB_69
I know.....



just like when you 'quit' HUKD the other week


Fair few hours before the 2nd comment.....this trolling malarkey isnt working for you, give it up
HTH :)


fair enough, I will leave it to the experts:w00t:
HTH
Keep up the bullying little girl
Few hours=At work, you ought to try it one day, phone.

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