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Made-Up Jokes

SirBargainsALot Avatar
7y, 2w agoPosted 7 years, 2 weeks ago
***In honour of the Adam and Joe Podcast***

Anyone got any jokes they can genuinely claim to have authored that they'd like to share with the assembled throng? You can claim you legitimately authored it if a quick Google shows no-one else has done it before...

Mine: What's an Orthpaedic surgeon's favourite genre of music? Hip 'Op.

(yeah, it's cack, but I work for the NHS, what can you do?)
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7y, 2w agoPosted 7 years, 2 weeks ago
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#1
Apparently aged 7 I said to my Mum "imagine if Dodi Al Fayad's middle name was Your... Then he'd be Dodi Your Fayad"... Gramatically incorrect but quite the witty 7 year old :p
#2
Haha - nice 7 year old work! You must still be quite a young salmon, then , I'd guess!?
#3
22 :d
#4
Well, that's young enough to make me feel old!!
#5
A lion would never cheat but a Tiger Wood...
#6
What did the starfish do when his piano started playing the wrong notes?

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He called out the piano tuna!! :)
#7
Abvance
A lion would never cheat but a Tiger Wood...


Don't even try to pretend that you made that one up!
#8
I work with two people, a man whose surname is Blowes, and a woman whose surname is Wood. i'll change the first names for this story, but once, someone came to my desk starting a question with "Terry Blowes....???" to which I said "Terry Blowes? I don't know, but Susan Wood"; completely forgetting the person I was speaking to knew Susan and was likely to think I'd meant Susan Wood was some kind of master of the mouth...eeek!
#9
Babbabooey
Don't even try to pretend that you made that one up!


Can you prove otherwise? ;-)
#10
Abvance
Can you prove otherwise? ;-)


Er, yeah - just google the phrase and see the number of hits :thumbsup:
#11
Babbabooey
Er, yeah - just google the phrase and see the number of hits :thumbsup:


To be honest, it could be coincidence. It's hardly the got the pure and original edge that the "piano tuna" has to it, does it?

(joke) :p
#12
What do you call an Italian who talks to ghosts?

Luigi Board
#13
Where do people on a diet go for a holiday?

Nuneaton

Where do hankerchief thieves go on holiday?

mugatissue

sorry about them but i made them up about 30 years ago
#14
tourettes....its nothing to shout about!

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