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Make me laugh :o)

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8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
Having a crap evening, so could do with having a laugh.

Rep for anyone who manages to put a smile on this miserable *******s face !
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1 Like #1
Fancy a hob nob hun??:giggle:
#2
What's up hun? U don't usually do miserable!! x
#3
hannah19790
Fancy a hob nob hun??:giggle:


That was a good start :) Thanks hun x

http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/240016/chocolate-hobnobs-buy-1-get-1-free-/ :whistling:
#4
cheer up m8 whats up
#5
Today Scientists discovered a ring of debris
around Uranus ;-)
1 Like #7
An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running.
A month later he returns to the dealer to get another hundred chickens because the first lot had died.
Another month passes and he's back at the dealers for another hundred chickens, "I think I know where I'm going wrong" he tells the dealer,
"I think I'm planting them too deep."
#8
hannah19790
What's up hun? U don't usually do miserable!! x


Nah I know.... there's a first time for everything though :oops: Just need cheering up..... choc hob nobs were a good start !!
#9
blo*dy smile coz i cant got a humpin great big abscess on my face :-(
#10
csamual
cheer up m8 whats up


Thanks, but didn't make me laugh.... feel free to try again :thumbsup:

charver
Today Scientists discovered a ring of debris
around Uranus ;-)


Bought a smile, no laughter though :)



Link is dead...... so's my facial expression :-(

marktuck
An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running.
A month later he returns to the dealer to get another hundred chickens because the first lot had died.
Another month passes and he's back at the dealers for another hundred chickens, "I think I know where I'm going wrong" he tells the dealer,
"I think I'm planting them too deep."


:lol: rep left
#11
i went to the pub with amir kahn yesterday,
he well stingy, dint even get in one round
#13
foxymissroxy;2923911
blo*dy smile coz i cant got a humpin great big abscess on my face :-(

http://www.007flowers.co.uk/images/get-well-soon-balloons.jpg
#14
foxymissroxy
blo*dy smile coz i cant got a humpin great big abscess on my face :-(


sorry to hear that ....... made me feel worse now :-(
#15
Wonkey

what was funny I can't get link to work :oops:
1 Like #16
duck walks into a bar and asks the barman if he has a piece of bread. the barman says 'we don't sell bread now get out!'. next day the duck walks into the bar and asks the barman if he has a piece of bread. barman says 'no i told you yesterday, we don't sell bread, now ****** off'. next day the duck goes in and asks the barman if he has a piece of bread. barman says 'i told you yesterday WE DON'T SELL BREAD. if you asks one more time i'm going to nail you f***ink feet to the counter now GET OUT!' the duck leaves.
next day the duck walks into the bar and asks the barman if he has any nails. the barman says 'no'. duck says 'have you got a piece of bread then???' :-D:thumbsup::w00t:
#17
Cluffy321
i went to the pub with amir kahn yesterday,
he well stingy, dint even get in one round


got a smile out of me..... try again and you might get a laugh out of me yet :thumbsup:



Poor bloke :-(
#18
Knock Knock
#19
charver
Wonkey

what was funny I can't get link to work :oops:


No link, no laughter :-(

lyndsbowes
duck walks into a bar and asks the barman if he has a piece of bread. the barman says 'we don't sell bread now get out!'. next day the duck walks into the bar and asks the barman if he has a piece of bread. barman says 'no i told you yesterday, we don't sell bread, now ****** off'. next day the duck goes in and asks the barman if he has a piece of bread. barman says 'i told you yesterday WE DON'T SELL BREAD. if you asks one more time i'm going to nail you f***ink feet to the counter now GET OUT!' the duck leaves.
next day the duck walks into the bar and asks the barman if he has any nails. the barman says 'no'. duck says 'have you got a piece of bread then???' :-D:thumbsup:


:lol: rep left
#20
charver
Knock Knock


whos there :?
suspended 1 Like #21
Paddy meets Mick in the street & says
"i would close your curtains when making love to your wife mate
all the neighbours were laughing at you yesterday"
"well" says paddy "the laugh is on them! cos i wasn't home yesterday!"

DOH! lol
#22
Aaaaarrrrrrrrtish
1 Like #23
What's the first sign of madness?
Suggs walking up your driveway!
#24
#25
I worked as a stand-up comedian in an old people's home once........
None of them understood my jokes but they still p***ed themselves
#26
Bless you :-D
suspended#28
marktuck
I worked as a stand-up comedian in an old people's home once........
None of them understood my jokes but they still p***ed themselves


LMFAO:-D
#29
What about my Knock Knock joke
how many points for that one. :thumbsup:
#30
A mother, cleaning her son's room, finds an S&M magazine under the bed.
Upset, she immediately shows the magazine to her husband.
"Well?" his wife asks. "What do you think we should do?"
"I'm not sure," the father replies. "But we certainly shouldn't spank him."
#31
nicki3668
Paddy meets Mick in the street & says
"i would close your curtains when making love to your wife mate
all the neighbours were laughing at you yesterday"
"well" says paddy "the laugh is on them! cos i wasn't home yesterday!"

DOH! lol


LMAO..... rep left (deserves two lots of rep this if I'm honest :-D)

charver
Aaaaarrrrrrrrtish


bless you :?

marktuck
What's the first sign of madness?
Suggs walking up your driveway!


not bad, not laughter material though :thumbsup:



Didn't do it for me the first time :-(
1 Like #32
Don't Know if you read it yet

A young boy approaches his mother and asks
" Why do women get married in white ?"

His Mother replies
" Because females are angelic, virginal creatures and white
is the colour of angels."

The boy asks his dad the same question,
to which the father replies,
"All kitchen appliances are white, son." :thumbsup:
#33
marktuck
I worked as a stand-up comedian in an old people's home once........
None of them understood my jokes but they still p***ed themselves


nearly there :thumbsup:

charver
What about my Knock Knock joke
how many points for that one. :thumbsup:


I got confused after your sneezing outburst :-(

marktuck
A mother, cleaning her son's room, finds an S&M magazine under the bed.
Upset, she immediately shows the magazine to her husband.
"Well?" his wife asks. "What do you think we should do?"
"I'm not sure," the father replies. "But we certainly shouldn't spank him."


:lol: that one did it !! rep left
#34
How about this video of a wall being wrecked by a chav.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UgAARkpwLg
#35
charver
Don't Know if you read it yet

A young boy approaches his mother and asks
" Why do women get married in white ?"

His Mother replies
" Because females are angelic, virginal creatures and white
is the colour of angels."

The boy asks his dad the same question,
to which the father replies,
"All kitchen appliances are white, son." :thumbsup:


Thanks for sticking with it.... you get a laugh from me in the end :thumbsup: rep left
#36
Broxy
How about this video of a wall being wrecked by a chav.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UgAARkpwLg


seen it before..... sorry :-(
#37
Feeling better now?
1 Like #38
how many irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?????



100
1 to hold the screw while th other 99 turn the wall
suspended#39
midlandscomics
LMAO..... rep left (deserves two lots of rep this if I'm honest :-D)



bless you :?



not bad, not laughter material though :thumbsup:



Didn't do it for me the first time :-(



awww fankoo fankoo xxx lol

what about?

A man was sunbathing naked, he covered his privates when he saw a little girl
he told her he was hiding a bird, she left and he fell asleep
later he woke up in hospital
in agony and didnt know what had happened
the little girl came to visit him
she said
"while you were asleep, i played with your bird
but
it spat at me :?
so i broke its neck, burnt the nest,
and crushed its fookin eggs!!!!"

LOL
#40
alnbowes;2924147
how many irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?????



100
1 to hold the screw while th other 99 turn the wall

:thumbsup::-D

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