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8y, 3w agoPosted 8 years, 3 weeks ago
are every day objects male or female
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8y, 3w agoPosted 8 years, 3 weeks ago
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Male or Female?

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:


FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.


PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.



They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.


TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated


HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.


SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.


WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.


TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.


EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.


HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.


THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying



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banned#2
you might want to correct the spelling in the title :thumbsup:
banned#3
...but loool anyway! :p :-D
#4
salder21
you might want to correct the spelling in the title :thumbsup:

thank you (Dislexik)
banned#5
were you in the new member thread this morning? :-D
#6
salder21
were you in the new member thread this morning? :-D


yes that was me

but have to go back to work now so hope to see you all later
#7
hello new member!
#8
banned#9
very funny :thumbsup:
#10
Old but amusing
#11



you posted this before I had even joind HDUK so I apologis for the 2nd post

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