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Male versus Female

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8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
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#1
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in...but you can see right through them.







PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off...it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.







TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated







HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object... because to get them to go anywhere...you have to light a fire under their butt.







SPONGES: These are female...because they are soft.....squeezable and retain water.







WEB PAGES:
Female...because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.







TRAINS: Definitely male... because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.







EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because...over time...all the weight shifts to the bottom.







HAMMERS: Male... because in the last 5000 years.....they've hardly changed at all...and are occasionally handy to have around.







THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male...but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it...and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push...he just keeps trying
#2
v good!!!! my o/h is def a hammer-lol
#3
nice :thumbsup:
#4
:giggle:
#5
kyalion


THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male...but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it...and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push...he just keeps trying


lol. nice one

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