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Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars !!

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7y, 2m agoPosted 7 years, 2 months ago
A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his "romantic" feelings towards vehicles

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"There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving"
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7y, 2m agoPosted 7 years, 2 months ago
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#1
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html?source=rss&67

Redifines a 'touch up' :) look where he's got his hand :?
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00672/car-sex-man-4_672781n.jpg

Edward Smith with one of his former partners :w00t:
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00672/car404_672768c.jpg
#2
bet he thought they were all (austin) princesses!!



showing my age there.
#3
bet he was exhausted!!! :thumbsup:
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Charlie Scene
bet he was exhausted!!! :thumbsup:


lol good one charlie :thumbsup:, how u doing??
#5
treble99
lol good one charlie :thumbsup:, how u doing??


im...................................exhausted!!!

no im good cheers dude and you :thumbsup:
#6
Charlie Scene
im...................................exhausted!!!

no im good cheers dude and you :thumbsup:


lol im good thx, going to halloween fancy dress party tonight and no costume yet, so going shopping for one in a bit :)
Hope United can sneak a win today, got a few injuries think both Vidic n Ferdinand injured
#7
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
#8
magicbeans
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew


lol i remember watching a programme about this ages ago where men loved their cars more than their wives, gfs etc and made "love" to their cars, wtf is that about??lol
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treble99
lol im good thx, going to halloween fancy dress party tonight and no costume yet, so going shopping for one in a bit :)
Hope United can sneak a win today, got a few injuries think both Vidic n Ferdinand injured


im sure an old Tevez mask would do the trick,give yourself a bit of a hunchback and bobs yer auntie :-D
#10
Wonder if he likes them in any special gear?
#11
You may laugh and jeer, but, at least it's a harmless passion. Better cars than kids.
#12
Yeah there was a programme on channel 4 I think about him, and another guy who "loved" his cars as well. They met up somewhere in America then during the night when one of them was asleep, the guy in the pics went out and made love to the other guys car. He was raging, was so funny!
#13
Charlie Scene
im sure an old Tevez mask would do the trick,give yourself a bit of a hunchback and bobs yer auntie :-D


pmsl have some rep :thumbsup::)
#14
Very strange..:w00t:
#15
Guess he's lucky. If he wants to buy any dirty magazines he doesn't have to reach up to the top shelf.
[mod]#16
yeh this was in channel 4 a while back and was caught ' fondling' a car he didnt even own he was really tyred after
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Redifines a 'touch up' :) look where he's got his hand :?
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00672/car-sex-man-4_672781n.jpg


Is this a bit like what that footballer, Marlon King did in the nightclub before punching the girls lights out!! He'd have a hard job with a Mitsubishi!! :thumbsup:
#18
lol .. a different meaning to "that car is a banger"
#19
scrumpypaul
bet he thought they were all (austin) princesses!!



showing my age there.


I remember that joke :lol: ;-)
banned#20
Isnt the OP the one saying the site should be policed more for "family friendliness"?

you cant have your cake and..........:p

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