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Stats/plus's and minus's: Height: 6ft1 Blue eyes/ brown hair (skin head) well number 2 so not to the bone. Stocky build- few muscles Nice teeth Own business Good in bed Complete moaner. Ne… Read More
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8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
Stats/plus's and minus's:

Height: 6ft1
Blue eyes/ brown hair (skin head) well number 2 so not to the bone.
Stocky build- few muscles
Nice teeth
Own business
Good in bed

Complete moaner.
Never thinks he is wrong even when its blatent.
Un-romantic most of the time.
Tired 90% of his life
Talks about work non stop and stresses over it non stop

Also comes with a family full of w*****s.

Start the bid at 5p..

Infact someone can have him for free if they like!
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8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
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#1
someone had a row then?.......................lol
#2
The OP is describing most men to be fair..lol
#3
is he hairy?
#4
queenlush
someone had a row then?.......................lol


what i was thinking
#5
queenlush
someone had a row then?.......................lol


Wow is it that obvious!! :-D

:thumbsup:
#6
this thread is useless without pics....
#7
bambu
is he hairy?


Keeps himself trim....

altho i would advise u to wax him to the point where it really hurts. xx
#8
emmalampkin
Keeps himself trim....

altho i would advise u to wax him to the point where it really hurts. xx


men waxing n screaming in pain makes me laugh.. i need to get out more lol
#9
emmalampkin
Keeps himself trim....

altho i would advise u to wax him to the point where it really hurts. xx


oooh dont worry id wax him from head to toe!
#10
loupomm
this thread is useless without pics....


I wouldnt want to disturb you this lovely sat afternoon doll. x
#11
bambu
oooh dont worry id wax him from head to toe!


eyebrows n everything.. :w00t: .. he'd look like one of those hairless kitties
#12
MissRoo
men waxing n screaming in pain makes me laugh.. i need to get out more lol


MissRoo- Plucking eyebrows is much more painful and more enjoyable for us :)
#13
You sound like someone who bought a Rottweiler and is trying to train it to be a poodle,If you want a poodle fgs buy a poodle,
#14
MissRoo
eyebrows n everything.. :w00t: .. he'd look like one of those hairless kitties


I have one of those.

I give u Gizzy:

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2653/149/27/546493810/n546493810_1571391_6087407.jpg
#15
MissRoo
eyebrows n everything.. :w00t: .. he'd look like one of those hairless kitties


aw id let him keep his eye lashes of course :-D
#16
tonyg1962
You sound like someone who bought a Rottweiler and is trying to train it to be a poodle,If you want a poodle fgs buy a poodle,


Oh wind your neck in, its a light hearted bit of banter.

Pfft.
#17
sounds like he'd be glad to get away from you, gawd some women cant half moan:thumbsup:
1 Like #18
harry127
sounds like he'd be glad to get away from you, gawd some women cant half moan:thumbsup:


Lol its what we do best :)
#19
emmalampkin
I have one of those.

I give u Gizzy:


he doesnt look impressed...lol.
#20
starsparkle2311
let's get to the point, I need info, what's the reason behind the sale? Much more interesting!


Im bored, need a younger and fitter model.:thumbsup:

hehe.
#21
emmalampkin
Oh wind your neck in, its a light hearted bit of banter.

Pfft.


I was being lighjt hearted,:p
#22
You say hes great in bed.who cares about the rest:whistling:
#23
tonyg1962
I was being lighjt hearted,:p


No you were being a typical man!! :x

:)
#24
younger? so what age is he?
before i rush out to buy some wax?
#25
deb8z
You say hes great in bed.who cares about the rest:whistling:


sorry i forgot to mention with the lights off.

lmao

:w00t:
#26
bambu
younger? so what age is he?
before i rush out to buy some wax?


32 babe. x
#27
emmalampkin
No you were being a typical man!! :x

:)


Sexist
#28
deb8z
You say hes great in bed.who cares about the rest:whistling:


think she meant is really good at snoring and the like - see - he cant even fix the bl@@dy keyboard for her:thumbsup:
#29
tonyg1962
Sexist


Bite me :)
#30
Also comes with a family full of [COLOR="Red"]w*****s.[/COLOR]
is that wizards?
#31
starsparkle2311
witches?


oh yeah, that works too LOL
#32
starsparkle2311
do you appreciate what you have now, after some of the posts on here? lol


No, im even more determined to sell him :)
#33
I meant a family full of weirdos.. lmao
#34
emmalampkin
I meant a family full of weirdos.. lmao


Pot, Kettle, Black! :p
1 Like #35
I Could Use Him To Reach All The Bickies From The Cupboard Where Wifey Hides Them From Me £0.05
#36
starsparkle2311
would you be interested in hiring him out? An hour would do,lol


Not long enough.
#37
Boogie83e
Pot, Kettle, Black! :p


OH SHUT UP
#38
raptorcigs
I Could Use Him To Reach All The Bickies From The Cupboard Where Wifey Hides Them From Me £0.05


Ah thats cruel. You shud sell ur wifey for doing that 2 u!
#39
He sounds alright! But I'd better not, my misses would kill me!
#40
emmalampkin
Oh wind your neck in, its a light hearted bit of banter.

Pfft.


you make me laugh ...i love your humour lol

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