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Man goes to the doctors....

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7y, 5m agoPosted 7 years, 5 months ago
After his examination, the doctor asks to speak to the man's wife alone. He tells her, "Your husband is very, very ill. If you want him to live, this is what you must do. You need to eliminate all stress from his life. Every day, you must cook him three gourmet meals. He should not be allowed to do any housework or chores. And most importantly, you must make fantastic, exciting and passionate love to him several times a day. This is his only chance."

On the ride home, the man asks his wife what the doctor told her.

"He said you're going to die."
jtx Avatar
7y, 5m agoPosted 7 years, 5 months ago

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Heard that before - but it STILL makes me laugh!!

Very funny....

lol, far too close to realism!
nice one xxx

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