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Man says to a girl...

shybeauty Avatar
7y, 2m agoPosted 7 years, 2 months ago
Man says to a girl, " u got an ar*e like a big tandoor oven", she gets really angry...

The same night he says to her - "how about sum good sex?"

She says, "no its not worth lighting a big tandoor oven just for a small kebab!!!". LOL

*a tandoor is a clay oven, it fact it is basically little more than a very large play pot, large enough to hold a good sized fire and then all the food that gets placed in it.*
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7y, 2m agoPosted 7 years, 2 months ago
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#1
that's terrible.....
#2
are bugery jokes allowed :?
#3
Not so shy methinks.
#4
sancho1983
that's terrible.....


I know an old one similar to that.


A girl once complained about the size of my 'organ' So I told her It wasn't used to playing in a bloody cathedral!!
#5
wat...?
#6
The detailed explanation of a tandoori oven further adds to the excellence of this 'joke'. :) Congratulations.
#7
last tango in paris

Ghee anyone?
#8
iNSOMANiAC
The detailed explanation of a tandoori oven further adds to the excellence of this 'joke'. :) Congratulations.


lmao
#9
Well i thought it was brilliant :thumbsup:
#10
:s

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