Man says to a girl, " u got an ar*e like a big tandoor oven", she gets really angry...
The same night he says to her - "how about sum good sex?"
She says, "no its not worth lighting a big tandoor oven just for a small kebab!!!". LOL
*a tandoor is a clay oven, it fact it is basically little more than a very large play pot, large enough to hold a good sized fire and then all the food that gets placed in it.*