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Man Vs Woman

Marina Avatar
6y, 1m agoPosted 6 years, 1 month ago
WFE Vs HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'

'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'


CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be So stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!


The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each Other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, He would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM And he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and See why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'
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Marina Avatar
6y, 1m agoPosted 6 years, 1 month ago
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X).........like these !
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Love em, thanks for making my Sunday more bearable Marina X)
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Love em, thanks for making my Sunday more bearable Marina X)

Marina, making miscers happy since erm......2007! X)



Edited By: Marina on Oct 17, 2010 12:48: ........
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http://www.nation.co.ke/News/Man%20kills%20his%20wife%20%20and%20four%20children%20/-/1056/928142/-/pof2i5/-/index.html


eurgh... just read it... dont read it if you just had lunch!

Edited By: bykergrove on Oct 17, 2010 12:55: ..
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I fail to see the link between jokes and brutal murders??? oO
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Syzable


I fail to see the link between jokes and brutal murders??? oO


the link was, the woman kept on getting one up on the man. until one day.....


(i do admit it was poor taste)

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