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what a joke of a club on and off the pitch and the fans..an even bigger joke. Was in KFC when 2 Manchester United Fans came in. Easy to spot them as they come in and ask for a Big Mac. I o… Read More
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7m, 18h agoPosted 7 months, 18 hours ago
what a joke of a club on and off the pitch and the fans..an even bigger joke.

Was in KFC when 2 Manchester United Fans came in.

Easy to spot them as they come in and ask for a Big Mac.

I overheard one of them saying to the other. I am rich. I robbed

a shop.. an art house last night. Took alot of expensive pictures.

The cheapest was worth £180,000.

His mate turned to him and said. You daft sod. You robbed the estate

agents.

Then coming home, I passed the local Manchester United fan club.

I could hear a man yelling and so took a video.

Here it is.

https://www.facebook.com/colinsmiths/videos/10152098929206631/

edit added one more

With Halloween coming up I decided to go to my local fancy dress shop to see if I could get a Dracula costume. After a few minutes the assistant handed me a Man Utd shirt...
"I think you have misheard me, I said I wanted to look like a count’:)
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7m, 18h agoPosted 7 months, 18 hours ago
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4 Likes #1
Oh dear, your jokes get worse.
banned 2 Likes #2
I expect the price tag of the most expensive being £180,000 means this is a very old joke?

Maybe it was from about the time Steven Garrard slipped to gift Chelsea the title.

Now that was funny. X)
banned 1 Like #3
Do we need more Man U threads?
3 Likes #4
Your jokes are about as good as your form in the HUKD Fantasy league oO
3 Likes #5
he's obviously flooded the engine on that thing...whatever it is X)
1 Like #6
dtovey89
Your jokes are about as good as your form in the HUKD Fantasy league oO
don't worry. plenty of time. I would watch your back.. X)
1 Like #7
YouDontWantToKnow
Do we need more Man U threads?
Last one till they play next 8)
1 Like #8
shabbird
dtovey89
Your jokes are about as good as your form in the HUKD Fantasy league oO
don't worry. plenty of time. I would watch your back.. X)

Yeah I'm only top and you're only 36 places behind at the bottom X)
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dtovey89
shabbird
dtovey89
Your jokes are about as good as your form in the HUKD Fantasy league oO
don't worry. plenty of time. I would watch your back.. X)
Yeah I'm only top and you're only 36 places behind at the bottom X)
I was 2nd last but someone did a runner. grrrrrrrr But plenty of time left. I will not be last come
end of the season. :)
1 Like #10
ICBMiss
I expect the price tag of the most expensive being £180,000 means this is a very old joke?
Maybe it was from about the time Steven Garrard slipped to gift Chelsea the title.
Now that was funny. X)
Would have been funny if Chelsea had actually won the title that year oO

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