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Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S &M style, stilett… Read More
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8y, 11m agoPosted 8 years, 11 months ago
Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting
about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night
all three will wear a leather bodice S &M style, stiletto's and mask
over their eyes .

After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend: 'the other night, when my boy friend came back
home,he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask. He
saw me he said: 'you are the woman of my life, I love you'...then we
made l*ve all night long

The mistre ss: Ah! me too, the other night I met my lover in the office
and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes
and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not say
anything.....but we had wild s*x all night

The married one: 'the other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers
for the night, I got myself ready: leather bodice, super stilettos and
mask over my eyes....my husband comes back from work, opens the door and
says:

'Hi Batman, what's for dinner?'

.....................
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8y, 11m agoPosted 8 years, 11 months ago
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#1
now thats more like it.....although CatWoman was awesome IMHO...
banned#2
Agent_Silver
now thats more like it.....although CatWoman was awesome IMHO...


I dressed up as cat woman once, for a party, lyrca and all that purrrrrrrrrrr:-D
#3
now that's funny....... lmao
#4
Cracker...
1 Like #5
haha thats a good one, i always hear ppl say "rep added" what does that mean and how do i do that?
#6
DLM
I dressed up as cat woman once, for a party, lyrca and all that purrrrrrrrrrr:-D


going to have a quick lie down.....now why do I never get to go to parties like that...oh yeah, thats right...I could go as Chris Moyles...or a fat Eddie Kidd;-)

DLM...Dirty Little Mind??
1 Like #7
acecatcher3
haha thats a good one, i always hear ppl say "rep added" what does that mean and how do i do that?


click on my scales and click on reputation added.:thumbsup: Add a comment if you wish:whistling:
1 Like #8
Agent_Silver
going to have a quick lie down.....now why do I never get to go to parties like that...oh yeah, thats right...I could go as Chris Moyles...or a fat Eddie Kidd;-)

DLM...Dirty Little Mind??


Chris Moyles is tops!!
And you just reminded me to go listen to his interview with Gordan Ramsey which is supposed to be really funny (missed it this morning)
#9
cassieismydoggie
Chris Moyles is tops!!
And you just reminded me to go listen to his interview with Gordan Ramsey which is supposed to be really funny (missed it this morning)


yeah...but who the hell would fancy him?...I have the acidic humour, tummy and goatie/beard, don't have the money or the quick wit...
#10
Ohhhh...Its a joke...:?

I thought it was an oxymoron :whistling:
#11
cassieismydoggie
click on my scales and click on reputation added.:thumbsup: Add a comment if you wish:whistling:


lol will do cheers
#12
lol good joke
#13
didnt think hukd was that bad on the swear filter to ban love and sex

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