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Marrying and Divorcing in Heaven

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Marrying and Divorcing in Heaven . . . It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their lives. When they got to heaven, they asked St. Peter if h… Read More
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8y, 10m agoPosted 8 years, 10 months ago
Marrying and Divorcing in Heaven
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It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their lives. When they got to heaven, they asked St. Peter if he could arrange for them to get married, saying that it was what they had hoped for in life, and they still desired wedded union.
He thought about it and agreed, but said they would have to wait.

It was almost one hundred years later when St. Peter sent for them. They were married in a simple ceremony.

So things went on, for thirty years or so, but they determined, in this time, that eternity was best not spent together. They went back to St. Peter, and said, "We thought we would be happy forever, but now we believe that we have irreconcilable differences. Is there any way we can get divorced?"

"Are you kidding?" said St. Peter. "It took me a hundred years to get a priest up here to marry you. I will never get a lawyer!"
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8y, 10m agoPosted 8 years, 10 months ago
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#1
lolol :)
#2
You have done a lot better than this in the past.
banned#3
Very Good ;-)
#4
Jumpingphil;2689926
You have done a lot better than this in the past.

:oops:
#5
snowtiger
:oops:




It might just be the mood I'm in. Had a carp week this week, but am off on holls Sat morning so perhaps anything will put a smile on my face..
I just didn't like this one as much as your others.

But please keep posting.
:thumbsup:
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Jumpingphil;2690031
It might just be the mood I'm in. Had a carp week this week, but am off on holls Sat morning so perhaps anything will put a smile on my face..
[SIZE=5][COLOR=darkred]Sorry to hear you are having a carp week, think it's probably the carppy weather we've been getting in August, when it's meant to be 80 degs! .. Hope you have a great holiday ... where you off to ?[/COLOR][/SIZE]
I just didn't like this one as much as your others.
[SIZE=5][COLOR=darkred]I think you are just getting too fussy :p[/COLOR][/SIZE]

But please keep posting.
:thumbsup:

[SIZE=5][COLOR=darkred]OK If I must ! :roll:[/COLOR][/SIZE]
#7
I didn't get it at first but then it sank in that the priest and then the lawyer had to get to heaven. Made me laugh:thumbsup:
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snowtiger
[SIZE=5][COLOR=darkred]OK If I must ! :roll:[/COLOR][/SIZE]


Thanks for taking the time to reply.
That put a smile on my face.
I'm off to Walton on The Naze for two weeks at a caravan park.
They have an indoor pool there and my two girls love that so it doesn't really matter what the weather is like.
I'll bring rock back if anyone wants it.
Ha Ha. :thumbsup:

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