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My mate needs a date. Lets find her

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A friend of mine who is very much an eligible "git" seeks the girl in the pic. He is no weird guy (well he like purple for some strange reason). He is just one of those guys that just have said hel…
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5m, 2w agoPosted 5 months, 2 weeks ago
A friend of mine who is very much an eligible "git" seeks the girl in the pic.

He is no weird guy (well he like purple for some strange reason). He is just one of those guys that just have said hello but didnt.
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5m, 2w agoPosted 5 months, 2 weeks ago
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17 Likes #1
She's there on the right.
12 Likes #2
He likes girls with one fat leg and one thin leg?
3 Likes #3
Is this the opposite game to 'where's Willy' ?
3 Likes #4
I'm sorry to disappoint you but it's just not going to work with her. All chances with her is gone.

They say there is plenty of fish in the sea... I don't see plenty of fishes....

But still, don't lose hope!!!

I know who can give your friend the perfect date! May I introduce you to Jill
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f192/cooldude012/download_zpsdpt3t6kz.jpeg
#5
Stalking comes to mind... ;)
2 Likes #6
CoolDude0123
I'm sorry to disappoint you but it's just not going to work with her. All chances with her is gone.
They say there is plenty of fish in the sea... I don't see plenty of fishes....
But still, don't lose hope!!!
I know who can give your friend the perfect date! May I introduce you to Jillhttp://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f192/cooldude012/download_zpsdpt3t6kz.jpeg
:D
1 Like #7
zworld
Stalking comes to mind... ;)



... quickly followed by creepy.




http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/06/Colin_Farrel-Disgusted.gif
#8
Is that not Axl Rose?
3 Likes #9
I know her! That's Fat Marge!

She uses filters and Photoshop, wears a wig and was born a man.

If your mate wants her number I'll get it for you. She usually finishes work at the fish gutting factory around half 5.


http://i68.tinypic.com/ngb9g.jpg
#10
why he purple?
2 Likes #11
Mark2111
I know her! That's Fat Marge!
She uses filters and Photoshop, wears a wig and was born a man.
If your mate wants her number I'll get it for you. She usually finishes work at the fish gutting factory around half 5.http://i68.tinypic.com/ngb9g.jpg
Don't worry, he's friends with YouDontWantToKnow, in SJW circles it's a hate crime not to consider her a trophy wife.
2 Likes #12
sowotsdis
why he purple?
He probably likes a bit of rough. Wife beating and that sort of thing. :D
#14
http://www.russian-women-personals.com/MADEMOISELLE__.html

I might drop this one a line.

See if she's willing to drop anything!:D
1 Like #15
Mark2111
http://www.russian-women-personals.com/MADEMOISELLE__.html
I might drop this one a line.
See if she's willing to drop anything!:D

Both me and deeky are in her age range :D, she's not fussy
1 Like #16
That's me in the photo, I'm horny and ready for action. My real name is sexy Theresa and I want you to pop round wearing a long mack style coat with NOTHING underneath. I'm in London and its really easy to find just sat navigation 10 downing street. It would be even sexier if you had a fake but realistic looking ak47 under that coat.
1 Like #17
sowotsdis
why he purple?


​Purple velvet and gold trim, classic pimp combination oO
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http://screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/The-Ring-Threequel-Gets-The-Crow-Reboot-Director.jpg

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