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From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes something like this: What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100…
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8y, 8m agoPosted 8 years, 8 months ago
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes something like this:

What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What equals 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And now, what is over 100% ?

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass-kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass-kissing that will put you over the top !!!!!!






Don't you just Love it?!!!
MANJ_007 Avatar
8y, 8m agoPosted 8 years, 8 months ago
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#1
lol niice:thumbsup:
#2
why would you ignore 0 alone but use it in 10 and 20?

letter "A" should be 0 not 1?

but i agree... its nice haha
#3
Lol, i thought this was an exam question :thinking:
#4
nuabdi;2160308
letter "A" should be 0 not 1?

Why?:?
Is 'A' not the FIRST letter of the alphabet? When you count do you usually start with 0 or 1?
#5
That is great - will remember this in th next meeting!!! My boss is always saying "give more than 100%!!"
#6
nuabdi
why would you ignore 0 alone but use it in 10 and 20?

letter "A" should be 0 not 1?

but i agree... its nice haha


Since when do you start counting with zero??
#7
oohh sorry.. i thought it was strictly from math points of view.

0 is the FIRST number according to the decimal numerical system
as
A is the FIRST letter according to the latin alphabet system

I dont know we have to consider our habit :thumbsup:
#8
KELLY 'N' STEVE;2160367
Since when do you start counting with zero??


Must be a programmer :thumbsup:
#9
jah128
Must be a programmer :thumbsup:


lol
#10
funny niceone
banned#11
Nothing new is it.....

think we all realised this years ago
Love it tho...confirms it for definite!
lol

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