It was going to be my claim to fame,
to win the last post.
It would have been the only thing I have ever won.
Charver so deeply upset now.
The only thing I can take from it,
is that I was a sweaty, sorry sweety.
My life is falling apart now.
Ooooh my god it's desperate
I need shooting.
It's all gone wrong.
That's it iv'e ad enuff now me take ball home.