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8y, 8m agoPosted 8 years, 8 months ago
I have an embarrasing medical condition.
I can't do number 2's more than once per month
I went to the doctor last week and he prescribed me some suppositories.
After reading the instructions, it told me to place in the back passage twice a day.
I havent actually got a back passage, so I put them in the porch, they are still there, nothing has happened to them.
Frankly, I think the doctor is a sham and I may as well stick them up my [email protected] for the good they are doing.
When I go back next week, he has asked me to take a stool with me, do you think a chair will do as I don't own a stool?
PLEASE HELP.
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8y, 8m agoPosted 8 years, 8 months ago
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#1
eat more fruit and veg a day :whistling:
#2
Eeeeewwwww! :p

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P.S. skusey, your avatar scares me!!!
#3
Eat Brown Bread, Brown Rice, Weeatbix and Fruit and Fibre!!!

Basically anything brown and will come out the same colour too!! :thumbsup:
#4
take the arm chair with you, you should be fine with that!
#5
Lol, my little girl was given some of those by the doctor. NOT a pleasant experience!
#6
Lol....Nice one skusey!

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