I have an embarrasing medical condition.
I can't do number 2's more than once per month
I went to the doctor last week and he prescribed me some suppositories.
After reading the instructions, it told me to place in the back passage twice a day.
I havent actually got a back passage, so I put them in the porch, they are still there, nothing has happened to them.
Frankly, I think the doctor is a sham and I may as well stick them up my a*@e for the good they are doing.
When I go back next week, he has asked me to take a stool with me, do you think a chair will do as I don't own a stool?